Rick Sanchez X Reader

Heyyyoooo sorry for the three day wait i've been playing the sims way more than i should have but now im backkkkk

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Y/N's pov

"you need to tell these people they're in a battery rick" the boy in the yellow shirt protest against Rick "It's messed up. There's caterers down there TH-TH-They're setting up chafing dishes"

"morty just think about it if these people find out they're in a battery they're going to stop sending power to the battery and then Rick will just destroy the battery 'killing" them, so i mean do you want them to die?" I question morty and he makes the famous duck face at the realization 

"would you relax, morty? there's nothing dishonest about what we're doing and besides y/n's right i'll just destroy the box" Rick chimes in and morty just stares in silence 

"now slap on these antennas you guys, we need them to think we're aliens" Rick passes morty and I some antennas and I put mine on instantly  "what? why? do we need these people to think we're aliens" morty starts up with his protesting again and I roll my eyes 

"look kid, rick probably told them we're aliens or something" I said and they both look at me morty confused and rick giving me an approving look

The ship finally hit the ground and we walk to the door and when it comes up morty starts walking forward "wait for the ramp, morty" rick says as he puts his arm in front of morty halting him 

A second later a ramp starts going down slowly "They love the slow ramp" he adds as we watch it go down "nice" I nudge rick and he sends me a quick small smile before speaking again "It really gets their dicks hard when they see this ramp, just slowwwlyy extending down" i start laughing at ricks explanation and the ramp finally makes it to the ground  

"Greetings!" Rick yells throwing his hands in the air and all the aliens chanting his name "wow mr.popular" I whisper to him and he tells me to shut up  

Rick then goes from having his palms out to pointing the middle finger with the biggest smile on his face and morty just stares "morty, y/n you got to flip them off" he says and immediately I follow his actions flipping everyone off "i told them it means 'peace among worlds'" Morty just stares at us with a bit of disgust on his face then his eyes wander 

I connect his eyes to what he's staring at and I see a small girl with hope in her eyes flipping us off which kinda gave me mixed feelings 

Morty just stares looking mad and then he finally joins us in flipping the people off and then they cheered even louder and we start walking down "Rick, our alien friend" some alien dude with white hair says with open arms "and who may these two be" he says looking between morty and I "this is uh, my grandson morty and my wife, y/n" he says and puts an arm around my waist "You've never mentioned a wife" the president says "ya well i never mentioned a grandson either" Rick mumbles under his breath but when the president ask about what he says rick acts like he never said anything

"So, uh, mr. president, um, couldn't help but notice that you were having problems generating power" Rick explains to him with a smile on his face "That's correct *chuckles we've evolved, our most brilliant scientist zeep xanflorp has developed a source of energy that makes gooble boxes obsolete" The president says while making hand gestures 

I notice the smile on ricks face had disappeared and was now replaced with a scowl so I hold his hand hoping i calm him down just a bit cause i know how he is or at least how he was 

"I would like to see it" Rick says with gritted teeth letting go of my hand so he could put his own together 

"f*ck you" the president says causing my eyes to widen then I remember rick told them it means much obliged but rick on the other hand forgets and starts harassing the poor man and then they started saying blow me to each other and I didn't even bother asking