[Thursday, April 1st, 2010 - 1:56 AM]
Tommo: really?
Tommo: is that why you said you were three months along? it was all apart of your plan, wasn't it?
Tommo: you've liked me this whole time-
Haz: If I'm being perfectly honest, you're my first real crush, I guess.
Haz: You're everything I want in life and more, Lou.
Tommo: i can't believe i didn't pick up on any of your hints, they were so obvious now that i think back to it
Tommo: i thought you were just playing around
Tommo: christ, i'm so, so stupid
Haz: I wanted to say it earlier, but I guess I was just afraid of telling you.
Tommo: why?
Haz: In hindsight, it's quite silly, actually.
Haz: I admire you so much, I don't think I could have survived your rejection.
Tommo: sure you could have
Haz: I honestly think it would have broken me.
Haz: You're my mentor, you look out for me and care about me.
Haz: You're like my big brother.
Tommo: ah well, you've just gone and ruined it now
Tommo: you can't call me that after what you just said
Haz: I better stop while I'm ahead, you can take the wheel on this one.
Tommo: no, no, please continue
Haz: Someone is clearly flattered right now.
Tommo: i'm thriving
Haz: Good to know.
Haz: I mean it when I say that I don't think I couldn't go on without you.
Haz: You're the first person that I want to talk to when I wake up.
Tommo: are you nocturnal or something? i rarely socialize with you after the early AM
Tommo: haz is secretly a hamster - confirmed
Haz: I legally can't confirm nor deny that.
Tommo: i'm calling the fbi as we speak
Haz: I'll sue you.
Tommo: give it a rest, hamster boy
Tommo: but anyways, why did you decide to tell me now?
Haz: I don't know what happened today, I guess it just felt like the right time.
Tommo: i'm overwhelmed right now, hazza
Tommo: i genuinely don't know what to say
Haz: Well, I do.
Haz: APRIL FOOLS!
Tommo: i like you too
Haz: Wait, what?
Tommo: no, no, no
Tommo: you did not just say that
Haz: I didn't expect you to say it back.
Haz: I'm so sorry.
Tommo: you don't feel the same way?
Haz: I-
Haz: I don't know.
Haz: I really didn't think you would say it back.
Haz: I just wanted to fool you this year and I knew you would probably see right through most of my other pranks.
Tommo: you don't do that to someone, harry.
Tommo: I need to go.
Haz: Lou, wait.
Tommo: that's louis to you
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Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes