Invader Zim x Reader oneshots!

This fabulous disaster was requested by FrostyMew
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You shouted out several curses as another laser hit the ship, it was extremely damaged and you were running out of options.

"JUST GIVE US THE EQUIPMENT AND WE'LL LET YOU GO, INVADER-"

You yelled back a solid "FUCK YOU!" And launched your cruiser into hyperdrive.

With the last of it's energy, the voot cruiser stopped at earth, where you promptly crashed into someone's backyard.

The ship erupted in flames, some of the surrounding area also catching fire. You pushed through some of the scalding metal and gasped for breath, one of your antennae was badly bent and you were sure that so was the bone in your arm.

The screaming of a very loud person made you glance up from your twisted arm.

"Another irken?! On earth???" A very badly disguised irken stood near you and the melted cruiser.

You groaned as you used the good arm to push off the ground. "Yeah, and nice to meet you too I guess.. do you have a base somewhere near that I could heal at?"

He looked a bit bewildered as he prosses your question. "Zim recognises you? Invader Y/N?"

You hissed in through your teeth as more pain course through your body. It seemed your PAK wasn't being much help.

"Yes, that's me. And I'm supposing your Zim?" You didn't give him a chance to reply. "That's great and all... But do you, or do you not, have a med bay?"

He grinned. "Of course Zim has one! Why wouldn't a superior irken such as myself not have the technology?"

You picked up the small suitcase and tucked it under your arm before walking close to him.

"Take me there."

Zim blankly watched as you limped over beside him.

"Well?"

He shook his head. "Why should Zim listen to you! Someone as superior as myself shouldn't take orders from a lower rank." His held a smug grin for a moment before you growled at him.

"I am supposed to be transporting this-"  you gestured to the suitcase. "-to the tallest as soon as possible. And they wouldn't like to know you're the reason they don't have it yet, would they?"

Zim looked a bit scared, but was annoyed all the same. "Fiiiine... Zim will let you heal in his base until you can finish that delivery."

"Thanks, now move your ass before I bleed out."

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The home was realitivly clean, with wires and some strange objects dangling from the ceiling. Zim wasted no time shoving you into the med-pod, which would last for a good few days.