Don't Get Attached

3

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It was odd for Y/N's coworkers to see her walking into the agency with her hair still wet, her eyes tired, an exhausted look on her face and - most surprisingly - a whole bunch of hickeys on her neck and collarbone. It was especially odd because they had heard she had been out sick yesterday. And they were almost sure they hadn't seen those hickeys the day before yesterday.

"Yo, Y/N! You feeling better today?" Murasaki, one of her co-workers, called after her with a big smirk on her face.

"Yeah... I'm still having a decently hard time to think because of the migraine..." Y/N groaned as she waved back at her.

"Uh-huh. You kinda don't look like you got a lot of rest yesterday." she replied with a snicker and nudged Shishido. The two of them had been given the task of taking Y/N along on patrol with them. They liked to call it babysitting duty.

"Yup..." Y/N yawned before rubbing his eyes. Shishido rolled his eyes and pointed at the hickeys on her collarbone and neck.

"Y/N. What are those? Pretty sure you didn't have them the other day. Come on. Who was that booty call that made you leave work without telling any of us?" he wanted to know.

"That's none of your business." Y/N said, blushing in embarrassment that it was actually Eraserhead.

"Oh yeah? I dunno, you might wanna hide those if you have to talk to the boss today. He wasn't happy with us just losing you that night. We got in a shitload of trouble." Shishido said, while Murasaki nodded eagerly.

"I'm sorry, guys, really. And I didn't have time to cover them up." Y/N sighed.

"Well, I hope you got some good dick, at least." Murasaki replied with a big grin. Y/N flushed once again with a lopsided smile.

"It was some good dick..."

"Damn, girl, I didn't think you had it in you." Murasaki said and laughed.

"Bet she was thinking of Eraser, though." Shishido joked. Y/N and Eraserhead had kind of become a running gag around the agency after she had called him a daddy under her breath at a staff meeting.

"Stop it, guys, you're embarrassing me." Y/N sighed. Shishido and Murasaki kept chuckling, as Y/N blushed. Honestly, she had embarrassed herself by crushing on that villain so obviously.

"Well, your little vacation is over, we gotta go on patrol pretty much right away. You ready for that?" Shishido asked, as he checked his work phone for any communication on which area to patrol.

"Yeah, sure..." Y/N said, being reminded that she'd see him again on patrol.

"We might even see your boyfriend." Murasaki chuckled and nudged her, as they moved out of the building.

"We fucked for two nights, were not dating." Y/N stated with a flustered grin.

"So it was only a booty call then? Either way, is it someone we know? Somehow I can't imagine you going out on a tinder date." Shishido said.

"And those hickeys? I mean, he might think you're dating." Murasaki agreed.

"We just like each other for sex, there's nothing between us..." Y/N said.

"Woah. Well if you're not going to tell us who it is we're just going to have to assume it's Eraser." Murasaki laughed.

"Just because I like him doesn't mean I slept with him." Y/N groaned.

"Well, if you're not gonna tell us who it is..." Shishido said, before hearing a suspicious noise. He looked around him and saw someone with a huge camera standing around the corner, thinking he was being inconspicuous. Only tabloid reporters were that stupid.