Video Game High

So you all remember that crack on Chris's shell right? Well something happen that um... Yeah. Today while Me, Jacob, and Chris were watching Smash Bros anime something happen. I said "Jacob, why do you always drag me and Chris to watch this show with you?" Jacob said "Because it's the best show ever!" Me and Chris looked at each other and said "That's like saying Minion Life was a good show." Jacob said "Hey shut up! This show is amazing!" He turned on the WII T.V and it said "Welcome to the Smash Bros Anime... Marathon!" I said "Nope I'm out!" Jacob grabbed me and said "Your watching this with me!" The T.V said "For 12 hours!" I said "Oh World 8 no." After 5 hours Jacob had a few sodas next to him but me and Chris were asleep. I was on the top of the couch so Jacob couldn't wake me up without missing any of his show. But when I started slipping I fell on Chris's shell. It broke into pieces! When I got up I said "I have a headache." Chris said "Me too. I feel lighter then usual too?" Me and Jacob were just staring at him and he said "What?" I said "Nothing sorry. Let's keep watching, I guess." Chris said "I'm gonna go back in my shell." When he tried he accidentally kicked me. He said "Um guys, where's my shell?" I said "Well your gonna laugh at this." Jacob pointed at the ground while drinking a slushie. Chris just stood there as he looked at the shards of his shell. I said "Chris? Buddy you gonna be alright?" He said "No! A shell is a sign of a Koopa's dignity! That's like taking away Jacob's fear of plumbers in red! And you not being a starter minion!" I said "Good point. Ok then let's go shell shopping!" Chris hid in a box and said "No! I can't go looking like this, a shirt? What kind of Koopa where's a shirt!?" Jacob said "You apparently." Chris poked his head out of the box and said "I am not leaving this house!" I said "Fine me and Jacob will get you a new shell. Let's go Jacob." Jacob put out a dog bowl and I said "Why are you doing that?" He said "For our new Koopa who lives in a box." I laughed a little but Chris seemed annoyed. I said "Ok let's go. Do whatever you want Chris." When we finally got to the store I said "Which of these shells would be perfect for Chris?" Jacob said "How about this o-." An old Koopa hit Jacob's hand and said "Now don't go and touch my shells!" I said "Sorry, wait don't we know you?" The old man hit me and said "Yes your the fools who made it out of the hole alive! Well aren't you gonna buy something?!" He hit me and Jacob with his cane and we looked for a shell that really said Chris. Jacob picked up a neon shell and said "How about this?" Before I could say anything it slipped out his hand. Then old Koopa hit Jacob again and said "Watch it!" I saw a blue shell with wings I said "How about this?" Jacob said "Let me see." I threw the shell at him but it went up. I said "Huh... Where do you think it's going?" Jacob said "Not our problem, let's keep looking."
Elsewhere
"Hello everyone lakitu brothers here reporting this thrilling race! It seems Mario is still a few laps away from the finish line!" "Oh yeah! Finally I'm a gonna win!" "Wait I'm getting reports of a Blue Shell coming Mario's way!" "What!?" "Oh and there goes Luigi, DK, Bowser, and Toad passing Mario swiftly! Do you think Mario still has a chance?" "Not at all bro. See you after commercial break, this is the lakitu bros signing out for now!"
Back to the Goomba and Boo
We heard the old Koopa say "Wow that Mario sure is unlucky on the racing tracks. I wonder where that Blue Shell came from? No one had it in their item slots." Jacob covered the spot where the blue shell was quickly and I said "N-Not sure, hahaha." The old Koopa said "You two are still here? Well you better hurry up!" I grabbed a red shell and said "What do you think?" Jacob said "No, he already doesn't walk off cliffs. Why would he need something like that? To prove it in court?" I said "Right." I put the shell back put it slide off and went out the door. I said "You don't think." Jacob said "Yep."
Elsewhere (again)
"We are back and it looks like Mario is back in the l-. What's that? I'm getting reports that a mysterious red shell is heading to Mario!" "Mama mia!" "Oh and now Mario is spinning out! This is the second lap folks I don't think Mario will be able to make his come back and quit as a teacher."
Back to the idiots who keep making things worst
The old Koopa said "Wow that's a shame, wait where's my Blue shell?" Me and Jacob slowly went to the back of the shop to pick shells. Jacob said "What about this gray one?" I said "That's not a shell Jacob, that's a big dust ball." "Ohhhh. I shouldn't be holding it right." "No, no you shouldn't." He dropped it and we kept looking for shells. I said "What about that green shell?" Jacob said "A common shell? Is he a normal Koopa?" "True ok then." I couldn't reach the shelf so Jacob tried putting it back but it started hitting all the shelves and knocked down every shell in the shop it kept going! It went out the door after that. Me, Jacob and the Old Koopa came out of the shell shards and Jacob said "Oh wait a second." He pulled out a neon shell and said "We will be talking this one please." The old Koopa said "23 coins." I payed him and we were about to leave but he said "Oh boys and there's a small tax fee." I said "Of course what is it?" He said "Oh just, MY WHOLE STORE!" I said "Well we can p-." Me and Jacob ran out of there quickly. When we got back to the house Chris said "Did you guys hear? Mario lost in 8th place because of a red, blue, and green shell. Not in that particular order." I said "Really, we did not know that, right Jacob?" Jacob said "What do you mean? We did I-. " I kicked him and gave Chris his shell. He put it on quickly and all was right yet again! But sadly the weekend was over.