Video Game High

This morning in school Billy Dee seemed irritated. I went to him and said "What's wrong?" He said "Bobby Doo." "Um what?" "Bobby Doo! My arch rival!" "Well I can't come up with an excuse so just gonna say I'm busy and can't find the power within myself to help." Jacob floated over and said "That means he can't be bothered." When a waddle doo walked in Billy Dee grabbed his spear so me and Jacob backed up slowly. All day Billy Dee kept squinting at Bobby Doo. After school he grabbed me and Jacob with his spear and said "Death battle." I said "Um what?" He said "Death Battle! Jacob call wiz and boomstick!" Jacob said "Its to dangerous!" I kicked Billy Dee's spear and said "Ok! What is Death Battle!?" Jacob said "Its when two characters from Video Games or popular shows and movies battle to the death!" Billy Dee said "And I shall win!" I said "You've been hanging out with Meta Soldier to much." Jacob said "Ok they're coming tomorrow after school, good luck." I said "Did you really do this?" He said "Yep." After school Jacob dragged me to the stadium and I said "Why am I going?" He said "Because of this." He threw me to an announcer chair and I said "No! Nope nope nope! So much nope!" He closed the door and said "Hello welcome to Death Battle. Today we have to royal enemies of Kirby the star warrior." I said "Ok I guess we're doing this. Our two contestants are Billy Dee, resident of Dream Land. And Bobby Doo his arch rival." Jacob said "I'm Jacoboo and he's DJGoomba. We analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle!" I said "Billy Dee, the many waddle dees of DreamLand and son of bandanna Dee." "Billy Dee can use his spear, ROFL copter, and many other memes to win this battle. He can call his friend Poppy Bro Jr to assist him in battle and really blow the competition away!" "Billy Dee can spin his spear at quick speed so he can hover in the air. His spear has many other abilities, it can help block attack and if it finds any elements. For example electricity or fire he can burn or stun the opponent. DJGoomba wanna take it from here?" "Sure why not? Bobby Doo, Billy Dee's arch rival. Like any other Waddle Doo he can shot electricity out of his big eye." "He can also shot a Kamehamaha out of it." "Jacoboo it's obviously not a Kamehamaha, it's just a beam. Like Billy Dee, Bobby Doo uses memes as an advantage but not as many. He can also make the wand that Kirby uses when he's Beam Kirby as a weapon. Now our sponsor as always it Screw Attack on YouTube.Com they make many other death battles so check out their channel but unlike us they use curses so be cautious." "Anyways, let's get ready for a Death Battle!!!"
Billy Dee jumped out of a Warp Pipe and said "Are you ready to die?" Bobby Doo said "No, I actually like living." Billy Dee started throwing spears and Bobby Doo deflected them with his eye beam. Billy Dee charged at him and tried stabbing him. Bobby Dee dodged and shot him with an eye beam! Billy Dee landed on the ground and got out his
ROFL copter and started shooting Bobby Doo. A few shots landed but not many. Bobby Doo jumped and summoned his wand and shot the ROFL copter to shreds. Bobby Doo kept shooting but Billy Dee started spinning his spear around and started flying around the arena. He whistled and Poppy Bro Jr jumped out of the audience and onto Billy Dee's still spinning spear. He started throwing bombs at Bobby Doo and 3/5 of them hit him. Eventually Billy Dee's spear started slowing down and they started falling. Bobby Doo uppercutted Poppy Bro Jr and kicked Billy Dee to the wall. He became knocked out. Jacob said "K.O" I said "Well that was one heck of a battle. Though Billy Dee had some assistance Bobby Dee is more athletic and is faster. The winner is Bobby Doo." When Billy Dee got up he went to Bobby Doo and said "Fine. You win... Again." Bobby Dii shook his hand and started walking back home. I said "Well that was fun, if you liked this chapter then yet again check out Screw Attack. We will leave one of they're videos right there where the picture is. But watch with caution, I said the story is rated PG not the videos I put on them." Jacob said "Who are you talking to?" "I'm not entirely sure."