*Originally Published May 31st, 2015*
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"Hmmm... what's a fun thing I can do today..." You pondered, pacing back and forth around Law's submarine below deck. "Antagonizing Law sounds like a good plan~!"
"Oh boy she's gonna start the usual again today." Penguin commented from a distance.
"Is she on the antagonize mission again?" Shachi asked, crossing his arms.
"Yep. She has a death wish." Penguin nodded, sighing deeply.
"This is the third day in a row. I swear if her hands are replaced with her feet just because Law refused to put up with her insanity, I am NOT gonna be the one to do repairs. She's the technician, not me." Shachi said evasively, feeling the work load just begging to be pinned on him if this situation got too far out of hand.
"Let the fuckery begin~!" You hummed, ignoring the two behind you and skipping to the upper deck with a sick and twisted grin plastered on your face.
"Oh my god she is going to end up dead." Penguin face palmed.
"GOODBYE TECHNICIAN. HELLO HELL." Shachi cried, falling to the steel below him.
Hearing the wails behind you, you shook your head and kept your grin on, slowly pushing open the door to the upper deck outside. You had surfaced about ten minutes ago, and it was one of the hottest days ever outside. Law was sure to be taking a break, and that meant he would be completely defenceless against your first strike.
Now tiptoeing across the deck, you glanced off to the side a bit to find Law, and sure enough, there he was, napping on the deck in the rays of the sun. Bepo was beside him as well, which means this may be a double hit if you do it right. Snickering, you backed up inside briefly to grab a giant bucket that you left just inside the door. Picking it up, you brought it back outside with you, lowered it over the side of the sub with a rope, and filled it with the cool seawater, hauling it back up. Thank god you were a hell of a lot stronger than you looked, because this bucket was damn heavy.
Being extra careful to not slosh the water around too much, you brought the bucket over to Law and Bepo, positioning it carefully and aiming with care. It was the moment of truth, and you began to count down from three silently. Upon reaching one, Shachi and Penguin had come out on deck, and had no time to shout out to their captain as you hurled the water out of the bucket and onto Law and Bepo, shocking them awake as they became dowsed in cold seawater.
"HOLY JESUS FUCKING SHIT!" Law cursed in a frenzy, bolting upright at the feeling.
Bepo had shot up briefly and screeched before he fainted, causing you to burst out into a fit of laughter at the two of them reacting perfectly to the situation.
"_______ why you-! ROOM." Law growled. Then, he came to realize, that there was no room after a few seconds. The seawater he was covered in had nullified his powers, making you laugh even more at his attempt. "You clever son of a BITCH!" He yelled, leaping to his feet.
You screeched with laughter and turned around, bolting inside the sub with Law hot on your heels, whipping past Shachi and Penguin, knocking them over as the door whipped closed behind the two of you, echoing out on the lonely sea.
"... She is going to get roasted once that water dries..." Penguin said slowly.
"Why does she set herself up for death? This can't end well..." Shachi shivered, watching the closed metal door with fearful eyes; your inescapable trap that you had just walked into.
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"_______ where the FUCK are you?!" Law yelled angrily throughout the sub.
All the lights were off inside, and every door was left open. Law paced around the main room quietly as he listened for you, cracking his knuckles as he tried to decide on a room to start with. He was so enraged that he didn't bother to turn any lights on, or to dry himself off either. He was downright ready to kick your ass at any cost, which distracted him from any logical things to do first.
"God dammit _______! Show yourself so I can kick your ass!" He called again, stopping in the middle of the room to listen, his voice bouncing back at him off the steel walls.
"Show yourself so I can kick your ass! Nyeeeh!" Your voice reverberated back, intentionally mocking your captain in an attempt to piss him off.
"Oh that's reeeeeal mature!" He called back, beginning to follow the sound of your voice.
"That's reeeeaaal mature~!" You mocked back, a short giggle coming from you as you snuck between the shadows of the sub.
"When I find you I swear to god I'm going to kill you." He grumbled, entering all the rooms that were in the general direction of your voice. "You aren't going to get away from me this time." He added, closing the doors behind him to prevent your escape.
"You aren't gonna get away from me this time! Bleeeeaaaagh!" You mimicked, using a stupid voice to add emphasis and add to the piss off factor.
"QUIT MOCKING ME!" Law yelled, getting more than slightly irritated at your annoying bullshit.
"Quit mocking me~!" You replied from the shadows, silently laughing at his rage.
"Rrrrgh! Get the hell out here!" He growled, going through nearly all the rooms and closing the door behind him in search of you. "How are you getting around without me finding you?! What the fuck!
"Magic, sir what-the-fuck." You replied, spitting at him before dashing off in the shadows again, hiding behind various objects as you began to plan your escape from him.
"SHUT UP! This is the third damn day in arrow you've been hiding from me and MOCKING ME." He roared. "I'M GOING TO FREAKIN CATCH YOU AND GIVE YOU WHAT FOR!"
"Suuuuuuure~!" You mumbled to yourself.
While he was frantically rummaging behind some crates in hopes of finding you, you took out a small notepad from your pocket and a pen. The front of the pad was titled: "How much of an Asshole Can I be?" in bold lettering. When you flipped it open, you took your pen and wrote words close to the idea of you terrorizing Law's ass for three days straight. It was a new record according to your last attempts a few pages back. Man, your life really consisted of shenanigans. It was so worth it though.
Closing your notepad, you began to creep along the edge of the wall towards the closed door. Carefully, you reached out and began to turn the nob ever so slowly as to not draw Law's attention. Sadly, the door was against you. And let out what sounded like one of the most annoying squeaks in the world as it creaked open slightly.
"I knew that'd get you eventually." Law said with a sinister tone, looking over his shoulder with nearly flaming eyes.
"Shit." You cursed bluntly, whipping the door open and flying out of the room at top speed away from Law.
There was some sort of war cry emitting from behind you as Law dashed out after you, creating mini air currents that nearly knocked over jars of medicine he kept on shelves. Leaping mid-run with a start, you skidded into another room, slamming the door behind you and making way for the next connected room. Law ripped the door open behind you and began to gain on you as you went, his feet practically catching on fire as he ran after you.
With a screech, you ran towards the connecting room, feeling his presence grow closer and closer as you went. Now in a panic, you flung the door open and quickly slammed it shut behind you, a loud thunk following the slam of the door. You halted in confusion at the extra sound, turning back to the door. No one opened it, and you swore you saw the faint impression of a face in the door.
Now realizing what had just happened, you burst out laughing, leaning against a nearby table for support as you proceeded to laugh your ass off. Law had beaned himself in the face and ran smack into a steel door. Talk about precision and class. You nearly busted a gut laughing so hard, and also nearly didn't notice the face imprinted door slowly opening.
"You... are SO FUCKING TOAST _______." Law yelled as he leaned against the door frame with one hand.
You couldn't run anymore. Your laughing had put you out of breath, so instead you just backed up slowly, trying to subside your laughter, but failing at doing it completely.
"You- you totally ran into that door! Nice face print Law~!" You giggled, backing up to the next door that lead back out into the main room.
"And whose fault is that?!" He asked rhetorically, stepping closer to you with furrowed brows.
You couldn't help yourself at this point. You had been mocking Law for three days straight, and you most certainly weren't going to stop here. The moment was just too perfect now.
"I dunno, you tell me, steel face!" You replied, turning to the door behind you and fake running into it, slamming your head on the steel not quite as hard as he did, but enough to show emphasis on what he did as you threw in one more little mock of him, laughing the whole time you did so.
Law's eye twitched briefly before he lunged at you against the door with surprising speed, violently slamming his hands on either side of you and trapping you between him and the door. You jumped and squeaked a bit in surprise, not expecting him to exactly leap at you like that.
"Mock me one more time _______. Fucking do it." He growled through gritted teeth.
You stared at Law with slight dismay before sputtering out air in an attempt to hold back your laughter. "Only cause you asked me to I guess. FUCKING DEW EET LAW." You growled back at him with a stupid grin, showing you s weren't giving up at this game. "Mock me one more time bitch." You added with a whisper and a sly smile.
"Okay THAT'S IT." Law yelled, pressing his forehead to your angrily against the door, gripping the collar of your shirt.
"Whatcha gonna do bitch~?" You asked, completely unfazed by his rough anger.
"Teach you how to use that fucking mouth of yours." He replied blankly.
As you were about to ask what, you swore you saw a ghost of a smirk cross his face at that very moment. The next thing you knew he had roughly pressed him lips onto yours, preventing you from speaking any further. So this was his plan, and boy did it catch you off guard. Your eyes widened and you backed into the door all the way, face exploding with a deep shade of red from the shock. Law kissed you deeply with such passionate fire you had no idea the man possessed, all exerted towards you. He remained like that for a good few more seconds before pulling back and lingering at your lips slightly before huffing and leaning back up to his normal standing position.
"And that's about one of the only ways your mouth should be used around me instead of pissing me off with it." Law stated with a smirk, satisfied with your current reaction.
You stared at him wide eyed, unsure of how to respond to this, mouth agape.
"What? Not gonna mock me now? Did I scare it out of you?" He chuckled, letting go of your shirt.
"Oh... Oh fuck no you didn't scare it out of me. In fact now would be the best time to mock you out of any of the times I chose to in the past three days." You finally responded, not needing permission as you pushed off the door behind you and took your turn in grabbing the collar of Law's shirt and pulling him back down into you, kissing him back in return. You used the exact same method, for the exact same amount of time as he did, the only difference being him kissing you back in response, unlike you when he caught you off guard. You broke off from him with the same manner he did, lingering before retreating back to your original position, face still red as a rose as you stared back up at him.
"T-there. Fucker." You stammered out, trying to act like your normal self.
"I think that should be the only time you get to mock me." Law smirked. "I approve."
"D-dammit..." You stuttered. "S-so does that mean you... Like uh... Like me or something or was that just like... An illegal mocking joke or something..." You finished, voice getting quieter as you finished your sentence.
"I like it when the idiotic cute ones try to antagonize me all day. It's kinda fun. I think that's a pretty valid excuse to say I fell in love with this idiot a while ago. I just needed a gooood opportunity. Carpe diem as they say~!" Law hummed.
"S-son of a bitch!" You cursed, slapping him on the arm.
"Oi you so willingly 'mocked' me back too. Don't act like you didn't like it AFTER you did it." Law chuckled.
"Bleh bleh bleh don't act like you didn't like it after you did it nyeeaaah." You mumbled under your breath, mocking him with a stupid whisper of a tone.
"I can still hear you." He pointed out. "Besides, I really don't mind it when you mock me anymore. Just gives me an opportunity to put your mouth in its place."
Your face heated up once again as you stuck your tongue out at him in defiance.
Law snorted. "Perhaps it would sound a lot better if I told you I loved you, hmm?" He asked rhetorically. "Well _______," He began, wrapping his arms around your waist. "I don't give a shit if you mock me anymore, because it's really hard to piss off someone that loves you dearly. So, I love you _______. You and that shitty little mouth of yours." He said.
Still trying to get it to sink in, you blushed a little more and swallowed your stupid little tsundere pride.
"I love you too, Law. As they say, you tend to love the one you try to piss off the most."