To make this more entertaining I decided to add just a few more people-
A spin-off version of this book will be made, featuring how the reader has met with the interests of this book, starting with the Humans. As for when this book will be produced is not exactly planned, but the chapters will be within a book called "安息 Spin-off".
I will also be making a Yandere platonic version of Ror characters x Teen reader on another account.
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Lü Bu, freshly stabbed: I'm bleeding again.
Chen, now in panic mode: Holy sh- Okay, okay- Let's stay calm- What blood type are you-?
Lü Bu: B-positive
Chen: I'm trying!! Now what is your blood type-?!
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(Y/n), gently scratching at their arm: There's a mosquito here, and I can't catch it.
Eve: Ah, wait a second. Darling!!
Adam, not even looking back while eating his apple, but holding out his hand: Give.
(Y/n), handing Adam their shoe:
Adam, somehow activating aimbot and crushing the mosquito: Handled.
(Y/n), somewhat bewildered: Did you just snipe a mosquito with a house shoe?
Eve, now continuing with braiding (Y/n)'s hair: The things your Father can do...
(Y/n), softly nodding: Hm, hm.
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Kojiro: Man, it sure is dark in here.
(Y/n):
Kojiro, checking to see if they're with him: I'm not scared or anything.
(Y/n):
Kojiro, mentally panicking: I mean, who is scared of the dark at this age? Not me, no sir.
(Y/n): Do you want me to hold your hand?
Kojiro: Yes, please-
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(Y/n), after meeting Jack's Mother in the afterlife: I don't think your mother approves of me.
Jack: Don't worry, she never did approve of me either. But she did. And she may approve of you as well.
Jack then motions to Anne, who is already giving a thumbs up while drinking liquor:
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Raiden: DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS THAT SAY "(Y/N) ONLYFANS NUDES LEAKED" IT PUTS A VIRUS ON YOUR PHONE THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPA LOCK PERMANENTLY
Shiva: SHIT.
Lü Bu: FUCK.
Adam: I'm gonna fucking brutalize all of you.
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Hermes: We have your boyfriend.
(Y/n): You have Buddha?
Zeus: Yes.
(Y/n), knowing fully well Buddha was eating every snack in the area: Good luck to your wallet.
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Odin: Why is Loki crying?
Thor: He said the only food that can make you cry is an onion.
Odin: ... And?
Thor: I threw a watermelon at him.
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Hermes: I left specific instructions on the table for everyone.
Zeus: Mine just says "Lord Zeus, no"?
Hermes: Everyone, please apply that to every situation.
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PoSEidOn: The chances of you getting killed by your dead sibling is incredibly low.
Adamas, walking in with his cyber gear:
Poseidon: But never zero.
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(Y/n): I never did understand anyone and their dumb significant others until I got one myself.
Heracles, getting pulled close to (Y/n):
(Y/n): This is Heracles. If anything happens to him, I will kill everyone in this room, then myself.
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(Y/n): What are you in the mood for?
Shiva: World domination.
(Y/n): Awfully ambitious of you.
Shiva: But you are my world.
(Y/n): Aw.
Shiva:
(Y/n):
(Y/n): You have THREE WIVES-
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Hajun: We have fun, right?
Zerofuku, visibly shaking: I have never been more terrified in my entire life-
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Anemone, motioning to (Y/n): This is (Y/n). They love their personal space.
Practically everyone within the platonic and romantic love interest roster, hugging them:
Anemone: These are their platonic and romantic love interests. They also love (Y/n)'s personal space.
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Lü Bu, his halberd broken: Who did this? Whoever the fuck did this will be-
(Y/n), popping in: Sorry, that was me.
Lü Bu: -forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Kojiro: Wow, I would have fucking died.
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Adam: Who traumatized you?
(Y/n): Do you want a list?
Adam, now holding Reginleif as a shotgun: Yeah. I do.
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(Y/n): Kojiro annoyed me today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Hrist: But there is no special day tomorrow?
(Y/n): Precisely. Seeing the color drain from someone's face so fast is quite entertaining when he thinks he forgets.
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*Jack, holding all of the groceries like a natural gentleman*
*(Y/n), holding their hand out because they want to help*
*Jack, aggressively moving all of the grocery bags to one hand just to hold their own*
*Hlökk, dying*
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(Y/n): I fucking hate you sometimes.
Raiden: According to the drawing I drew of us holding hands, that is very untrue.
(Y/n), snatching it and looking at it: ... You're off the hook once.
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Buddha, having his head laid on (Y/n)'s lap and enjoying their fingers through his hair:
Random God: How pathetic. A God laying at the lap of a filthy Demigod that killed dozens within a rampage because of Humans. I fear the future of Gods.
Buddha, appearing behind said God: How pathetic. Ignorant Gods who haven't found real peace with a lover or can't mind their own business. If you're so worried, I promise that I can remove you from this world so you don't need to see it.
Random God, possibly shitting bricks:
Buddha, pretending nothing had happened while laying his head down on (Y/n)'s lap again:
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Hermes playfully flirting with (Y/n), with them playing along:
Loki: You're more quiet than usual, Thor.
Thor: No one plans murder out loud, Loki.
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Zeus: Am I going too far...?
Hermes, chuckling: Oh, no no no.
He then motions to (Y/n), who is staring up at Adam's Niflhel shards: You went too far seconds ago. You are going to die.
Hermes then motions to (Y/n) again, who is now holding their blade with overshadowed eyes:
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(Y/n): I wanna give you a new nickname.
PoSEidOn: Isn't the messed up capitalized letters in my name enough?
(Y/n): No, you'll always have that. But now that I actually took time to think of it, I actually got one for you.
PoSEidOn, faintly leaning closer to them: ...?
(Y/n): Sidon.
Poseidon, leaning back with a faintly disgusted look on his face:
(Y/n): I know. Ridic-
PoSEidOn: You, and only you may call me by that name. I will treasure such a title for the rest of my days while I am by your side.
(Y/n): Then... eternity?
Poseidon: Yes.
- Some other time in the near future -
Kojiro: Hey, Sidon.
PoSEidOn, now about to turn the swordsman into a kabob with his trident:
(Y/n), passing by to make breakfast: Hi, Sidon.
PoSEidOn, now sat with his trident on his lap: To you as well, (Y/n).
Kojiro: ???
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Heracles: Hey, Ares?
Ares, sipping tea: Yes?
Heracles: I think I like Sir (L/n).
Ares: You mean Lord (Y/n)?
Heracles: Yes. Thoughts?
Ares, chuckling while he places his cuppa down: And prayers. Good luck.
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(Y/n): You want to know a few things I learned today?
Shiva: Sure.
(Y/n): I'm out of control.
Shiva: Yeah?
(Y/n): And I'm much more gay than I thought.
Shiva, still confused on their gender even after thousands of years: What does that mean? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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Hajun: Something's off.
Zerofuku: Are you finally feeling bad for killing all of those people in the underground?
Hajun: Funny. Very funny. But no.
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Abel, walking up to (Y/c): (Y/c), will you do me the honor of becoming my brother in law?
(Y/n), silently wondering if Abel had just proposed for them:
Abel, now running off: Someone had to!!