After Blitzø and Loona apologized and hugged it out, they approached Y/N and Blitzø examined him from every angle.
Blitzø: So, you're the human that's dating Loona, huh? No offense, but you don't look like much.
Y/N: Looks can be deceiving.
Moxxie: Right... Well, I'm Moxxie. And this is my wife, Millie.
Millie: Howdy.
Y/N: Hey.
BF/N: Hi.
Blitzø: So, how did you reach out to her?
Y/N: Well, long story short because you don't seem to have any patience, we first met at a bar and I didn't know she was a hellhound, at first. Eventually, we became friends after she finally decided to trust me when I tried to socially interact with her, but then... We both began to feel things we don't normally feel. And I'm not sure why, but... Everyone seems to see her for her looks instead of her personality. I don't get why. And I still don't understand why she decided to trust me...
Loona: It's because you're not like everyone else.
Everyone turned around to Loona.
Blitzø: Loona?
Loona: You don't criticize me, you don't see me as some sex toy, you're not like how everyone sees me. You just wanted to be my friend. All so that... you can help me feel happy. In a way, you're like Blitzø, but... You're my boyfriend.
Blitzø: ...
Loona: I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe not all humans are as bad as we originally thought they'd be.
Y/N: ... The humans think the same way as demons.
Blitzø: Oh, I know.
Loona: Blitzø, you think all humans are bad.
Blitzø: Well, that was before Y/N! Ahem. Anyway, Loona told us about your past. You lost your family, huh? Gotta say, I know how that feels.
Y/N: ... I had a feeling.
Blitzø: Listen, Y/N... I'm not good at apologies, but... I'm sorry for nearly killing you and for accusing you of being something you're not. But I don't... understand something. After all the times I've tried to kill you, why do you not hate me?
Y/N: ... Because I know what you stood for. I know that you're not like everyone in Hell. I knew that when I was told that you adopted Loona. I love her. And she's the last person who deserved to go through that.
Blitzø: Yeah...
Y/N: Now, it's my turn. Why were you so hellbent on trying to kill us?
Blitzø: I was trying to protect my daughter.
Y/N: A big success that was.
Blitzø: I'm not finished. In case you're not aware, there are laws in Hell. And one of them involves this. A demon cannot emotionally interact with a human, no matter what.
Y/N: What?
BF/N: That's a bullshit rule!
Blitzø: It's to protect Hell's existence. I've tried to do what I could to stop Loona from dating you any further because if Satan of any other of royalty were to find out... Well...
Y/N: ... Right.
Loona: Well, I don't fucking care about that! I love you, Y/N. And I'm not gonna let some stupid guidelines prevent me from being happy.
Y/N: ... You know what? Me neither.
BF/N: Me, too. Whoever made that rule has definitely restricted the freedom to make your own choices.
Y/N: Hear, hear.
They both high-five each other.
Stolas: My, my, such rebellious souls. How rare.
Y/N: Uh... Thanks... And you are?
Stolas: Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia.
Y/N & BF/N: *eyes widen* PRINCE?! Your majesty...!
They both kneeled synchronized.
Stolas: And with such splendid manners. I can see why you're interested in these humans, Loona.
Loona: Yeah. I feel lucky.
Stolas: ... Oh, you two can stop that, now. I'm not offended or anything. I'm not that royal.
Y/N: Right, sorry.
BF/B: *clears throat*
Stolas: If anything, you should be glad you're with me. If you met Stella, you'd probably wouldn't last a few seconds or so.
Y/N: Gee. She really hates humans that much, huh?
Stolas: More like... views them as lower beings.
BF/N: And Stella is...?
Stolas: *sighs* My wife...
Y/N: Seriously? You're married to someone who's... a bitch? No offense.
Stolas: None taken. And yes, I am. It's a... complicated marriage.
Y/N: I can take a guess, but I don't have the words to explain it.
BF/N: Gotta say... This? This is, by far, the most craziest experience ever. And the fact that we're being trusted with this knowledge. It's a lot.
Y/N: Nonetheless, we'll do what we can to not expose Hell's secrets.
Stolas: I don't doubt that, but good luck explaining that to Satan.
Y/N: Satan...? Like, "The God of Hell" or something like that?
Stolas: Yeah. Close.
BF/N: And what about Lucifer Morningstar...? A-Actually, forget I asked. Forbidden knowledge and all that.
Stolas: ... *smiles softly* Actually, I wouldn't mind answering a few questions to a couple of curious pure-hearted humans.
BF/N: Really?
Stolas: Indeed.
Y/N: Well, we won't... try to waste your time.
Stolas: *chuckles* You've really outdid yourself, Loona.
Loona: *blushes slightly* Hehehehe. Yeah... I feel lucky...
Blitzø: ...
Millie: So, what do we do, now? I mean... It's nice to be able to meet humans who are not like everyone else and they're good to talk to.
Blitzø: Who knows.
Y/N: ... *eyes widen* Wait! I've got one. You're a group of assassins, right? Why don't me and BF/N apply for the job?
BF/N: What?!
Blitzø: Wait, what?
Y/N: Yeah. I mean, think about it. You'll have a couple of humans who know their way around the planet and they'll know Earth's history.
Loona's tail wagged and her blush darkened a little upon hearing that Y/N wants to join IMP.
BF/N: N/N, are you fucking kidding me?
Y/N: No. We need a job, don't we?
BF/N: Yeah, but this job could put us at risk! Plus, their workplace is in Hell.
Y/N: No, I'm not saying we go down there as we are now. I'm saying, we wait here for Blitzø and the others to get a call from a client or something and they'll come and get us to help out.
Blitzø: ...
BF/N: But Y/N, we'll kill people.
Y/N: So? We've killed government agents before.
BF/N: That was you.
Y/N: Yeah, but still.
Moxxie: Is your friend always like this?
BF/N: Hey, I'm just thinking about-
Y/N: *smacks BF/N's face* Get a fucking grip, bro! We've tackled with the government agency, so we're technically wanted, anyway. If anything, I'm fucking surprised they haven't found us and are literally knocking at our doorstep, right now. Besides, they think we're associated with them, anyway, so what's the worse that could happen?
BF/N: I don't fucking know. Maybe they'll put up wanted posters of us and our lives will be ruined?!
Y/N: Not if we have these guys with us. *to Stolas* Uh... You're okay with that, right? Looking out for us?
Stolas: ... Well... I suppose it wouldn't hurt to... do so. Let's just make sure Satan or anyone else doesn't know about this. ... Unless... We're willing to trust some of them...
Y/N: *to BF/N* See?
BF/N: *sputters* ... *sighs* Alright, fine. If the boss is okay with it.
Y/N: Blitzø?
Blitzø: ...
Y/N: Come on, think about it. You'll be the first demon to have human employees like us. It'll be in secrecy, yes, but you can sleep, happy knowing you've done something impossible.
Blitzø: *chuckles* Well, when you say it like that... *smirks* You know what, fuck it! You're both hired.
Y/N & Loona: YES!!!
They both blush as they look at each other.
Blitzø: You may start whenever we get a client. Loona here will inform you of the details.
Y/N: Cool.
Blitzø: ... Well, this is such a good day, but... I'm thinking about getting some rest. This whole thing has me up every night. I've barely got to have sleep since all this happened. Come on, guys. ... Loona?
Loona: Blitzø... I think I'm gonna stay here for a little bit longer. To be honest, I'm not ready to go back, yet.
Blitzø: Oh. Of course. Take all the time you need. Work will be there for you when you're ready.
Loona: *smiles* Thanks, Da- Blitzø.
Blitzø nods and they all left the house.
Y/N: Why do you do that?
Loona: What?
Y/N: You almost call Blitzø your Dad, but you hesitate and just use his name. What's up with that?
Loona: ... I don't wanna talk about that, yet. Maybe later.
Y/N: Right. Got it. Well, I'm glad that this is all said and done.
Loona: Heh. Yeah... Thanks, Y/N. I love you.
Y/N: Love you, too, babe. *kisses Loona's cheek*