grindr ❯ joshler

By -taikawaititi

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this was my first story nd it's kinda bad nd don't read it, it sucks ♡ brendon, tyler's best friend, forces t... More

Before You Start Reading
"dude! you gotta check this out! its this dating app for homos like you and i!"
"you're fuckin cute"
"baby boy"
"how would you feel if we went on a date?"
"okie dokie"
"as long as i'm here with you i'll always be content."
"i came here to cuddle so get your ass over here."
"it just feels right"
"well here goes nothing."
"i'll give you a blowjob if you put me down."
"you're truly something special tyler."
"well why don't you like.. i don't know.. move in with me?"
"did we just possibly form a relationship"
"you have a problem joshy. i want to help and try to fix it."
"c'mon lets go buy a few records and head home."
new message from mocha ☕️❤
"those three words that could kill somebody in .02 seconds"
"welcome to the family zipper!"
"i love you more than words can ever describe."
"hey ty"
"lets go get some ice cream or somethin"
"you want to know about it don't you?"
"cotton candy ☁️️: you're a really good kisser"
"i really want this job but i really want tyler."
"please don't leave me"
"cotton candy ☁️: baby hey!"
flashback to last night
"happy anniversary!"
"hey j where are your hoodies? m'cold."
"another rough night"
"i'm so lucky to be in love with my best friend."
"sometimes its the little things that hurt the most."
"now lets get ready for the beach mkay?"
"c'mon tj lets go do somethin'. m'bored."
"you're like a baby! my baby."
"wait a minute! doesn't your buddy with the big forehead have a pool?"
"i can't do it i can't i can't. it hurts"
"my dearest joshua my sweet sweet boy."
"i wanted to recreate out first date"
"well if you die after i marry you then i'm coming with."
"j-joshy my-my ankle i c-can't feel it"
"and the wedding fun begins!"
"this wedding planning stuff is super freaking stressful."
"i now pronounce you husband and husband"
epilogue
new book!!
a quick thank you.

"mocha and cotton candy"

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By -taikawaititi

joshdun: baby boy guess what!!!

tylerjoseph: what is it!!!

joshdun: my friends took me for a photoshoot today!!!

tylerjoseph: oooh can i see?

joshdun:

ps, this counts for the selfie you wanted ;)

tylerjoseph: your hair is so pretty

and your tattoo is so heart eyes,, even tho its only a little bit,,,,

your face is prettier tho

js

joshdun: you're such a cheeseball

tylerjoseph: ya kno your hair reminds me of cotton candy

OOH! that can be your new nickname

joshdun: welllllll your eyes remind me of a mocha so i'm gonna call you mocha now

tylerjoseph: mocha and cotton candy - i like it

joshdun: i like it too baby boy :-)

also,, can i get your number? i hate using this message system..

tylerjoseph: yeah sure its ***-***-****

joshdun: cool, cool. thanks ty x

tylerjoseph: no problemo joshy


***-***-****: hello fellow american, tis i, joshith the greatith

mocha ☕️❤️: well hello there joshith,, how are you this fine evening?

cotton candy ☁️🍬:  i'm fine and dandy, have been since i've awoken. how about you darling?

mocha ☕️❤️:  i'm quite swell, thank you.

cotton candy ☁️🍬: can we stop this oh my god this is so bad

mocha ☕️❤️: couldn't agree more




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