Saturday November 5th 2018:
"Hey Joe," I puffed as I got in the car after stuffing my suitcases into the boot. "I didn't get any sleep," it was probably obvious by the state of my face. I'd put some natural makeup on but I think the bags under my eyes were still visible.
"You're mad you are," he laughed at me, "but we can sleep on the plane," Caspar was in the back - to my surprise - and I turned around and gave him a slanted smile. "Also, I thought I'd just tell you that Caspar and I are actually moving out soon, to separate apartments."
"Oh, that's gonna be hell," Caspar sighed from behind as Joe started the car. I can imagine how terrible it'll be not only for Joe and Caspar but also for all of their (combined) 11 million subscribers.
"But, they shouldn't be upset because the only reason why we're moving is because it's too expensive, it's blimmen' 4,000 a month!" Joe laughed, turning a sharp corner. As the two talked, I felt myself falling asleep in the front seat, bobbing along in the tiny car. And eventually, I was out.
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Just a small update but I'm gonna start writing a Jaspar fanfiction because I'm Jaspar trash rn