What people think witches do:
Conjure demons, raise the dead, hail satan, eat small children, ride on broomsticks, wear black all the time
What we really do:
Drink a bunch of tea, use lavender scented everything, light a shit ton of incense and set off fire alarms, take baths with a bunch of herbs in them, buy tons of candles in every color possible, curse at our tarot cards, and hoard crystals and essential oils.