Gaster: * falls into existence * Why hello, Sans.
Sans: uhhhhh, 'sup? long time no see...heh.
Gaster: Quite....What am I doing here?
Sans: apparently humans ship me with you, therefore we have to "react" to it, for unknown reasons.
Gaster: ... I'm stunned to say the least.
Sans: right back at you, doc. apparently a person can't work with someone without them being shipped together nowadays.
Gaster: That does seem to be the case... I suppose it could be possibly worse, but the closest that I may call Sans would be a friend, I just cannot see him in that kind of romantic sense.
Sans: pretty much what i'd say... wanna look up the "fanart"?
Gaster: * shrug * Sure, might as well.
* click *
Gaster:.....Oh?
Sans:...you have a choking fetish or something?
Gaster: Heavens, no! This is not like me at all!
Sans:....why am i always the submissive one? i'm not getting this...
Gaster: * looks at his height * ...Your height may be a contributing factor, Sans...
Sans: i'm not that short! i'm just...slightly below average.
Gaster:...Whatever brings joy to your life...
Sans: you sound like tori!
Sans Rating:
eh... 1/20HP
Gaster's Rating:
I fear there may be worse out there... 2/20HP