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My Twelve Random Dates
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  • Reads 3,502
  • Votes 643
  • Parts 15
  • Time 1h 49m
Complete, First published Jun 02, 2019
I tried not to look up, fought the urge to find out what he was actually looking at but it was to no avail. I finally joined him and I didn't spot anything special about it, except maybe is that a gecko. 
I quit looking up and asked him another question 

" so ummm what do you do? Do you have a job or something?.One of the most important questions that my friend Laura schooled me to ask the guys. 

He smiled and responded, making sure to avoid any form of eye contact, this time he was looking at the table. " I umm, I uh, I umm, I, I, i

Inner thought: great he is a stammerer way to go

Would you just shut up!" 
I reprimanded my inner thought and maybe I was too loud. Because he halted and finally looked at me coupled with the other heads that turned to look at us. 

"I'm sorry I wasn't referring to you, please continue, you were what? "















23 year old Amaka was given a mandate by her parents to marry at 23 . Having no idea how to get her parents off her case, she decides to go on dates with random guys she met on an app" Facebook ". Turns out things don't exactly go the way we planned them. Join Amaka on her quest as she meets different men and learns new things.
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