I'm not the one you think I am

*Chat*

Daruk: I'm happy you were here. Did you all came home safely?

Mipha: Yes, everything's fine, thank you for asking:)

Urbosa: Just arrived!

Revali: If you had wings you could easily fly everywhere and could skip danger. Well, I know, not everyone can be as perfect as I am!

Urbosa: Revali could you please just shut up one time in your life, or...

Revali: Or?

Urbosa: I will roast and eat you.

Revali: ...

Urbosa: Tasty chicken

Revali: I'm NOT a chicken!!

Urbosa: You're obviously a bird so why not just eat you?

Revali: I'm a Rito!

Urbosa: A bird!

Revali: Well I might be a bird but you can't eat me!

Urbosa: So you admit it?

Revali: What?

Urbosa: That you're a bird. And when you are one, you could also taste like a cucco

Revali: Don't compare me with a cucco

Urbosa: Cucco!:D

Revali: Stop it!

Urbosa: CUCCO!>:)

Revali: That's not fair! Stop or I'll kill you!

Urbosa: You wouldn't!

Revali: You don't know......

Zelda: Sorry, could I interrupt shortly?

Revali and Urbosa: Yes?

Zelda: I just wanted to say that we also arrived now and that we should discuss about more important stuff than arguing if Revali is a bird or a cucco or I don't know what.

Mipha: Thank you Zelda

Daruk: Yea that really needed to be said.

Revali: Whatever

Urbosa: Well...when should we meet next?

Zelda: Umm...if this is okay for you I would say in three days at Zora's Domain?

Everyone: Okay

Mipha: I'm glad you'll come. I will prepare everything so that you'll have an pleasant journey.

Urbosa: Oh honey don't make yourself so much stress. I'm sure a certain bird doesn't need and deserve this.

Daruk: You'll always fight huh?

Revali: Yes we will

Zelda: Fine...I must go now for dinner

Daruk: Well, me too. Delicious rocks, I come!

Revali: Ugh, how can you eat rocks

Urbosa: I could eat a bird

Mipha: Stop now

Revali: As you wish

Urbosa: Wow you're nice for one time

Revali: See? I can be nice but not to you.

Urbosa: ;-;

(Everyone goes)