I'm not the one you think I am

*Chat*

Revali: Anyone here?

Daruk: Yea just came back from a delicious rock banquet! What's up?

Revali: I need help.

Mipha: What happened?!

Revali: Well, the Yigas visited me...and after I defeated them..erm, it's a bit embarrassing to say but my house burned down.

Urbosa: Didn't expect the Yiga clan would show up at your house. I mean...it's pretty far away from their ordinary location, they normally just loiter around Gerudo Desert.

Revali: Yeah me neither. But they did and now I don't know where to stay until my house is repaired.

Urbosa: Just go to your parent's.

Revali: I can't.

Urbosa: Why not?

Revali: Doesn't matter.

Urbosa: Now you made me curious, cucco!

Revali: Please, just don't ask...and don't use that asinine name!

Urbosa: Please cucco >:D

Revali: I don't have parents anymore, okay? Happy now?!

Urbosa: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know...

Revali: I know that you didn't. Don't ask any further, understood?!

Daruk: Calm down Revali.

Revali: I am calm. Calmest person alive. So, any other useful suggestions of what I could do now?

Mipha: Umm..so, maybe you could stay at Zoras Domain for a while. We always have a single guest room, as precaution if something like this happens. If you want I could probably arrange something....

Revali: Oh well, when it's fine with your father...would be nice. At least I could stay somewhere.

Mipha: Okay, I will ask him straightaway.

Urbosa: Hmm...I'm wondering...does she...you know...?>:)

Revali: I do not know what you're talking about. It's just a plain offer by her and I appreciate it.

Urbosa: Yeah yeah we'll see what will happen. You can spend some time together :)

Daruk: Did I miss something?

Revali: She's just talking rubbish. Ignore it.

Urbosa: Hehe

Mipha: I asked him and he said that you're very welcome to stay here for a while. I will arrange everything and you could already come this evening if that's fine with you.

Revali: Yeah sure. Thanks. I guess I owe you something now.

Mipha: It's okay, you don't need to givep me something.

Urbosa: >:)

Revali: What?!

Urbosa: Just excited.

Mipha: What-

Revali: Don't pay heed to it Mipha. And don't scroll up. And for Urbosa: Don't even think about it!

Mipha: Okay...

Zelda: Sorry, I was busy and couldn't join earlier. You could also stay at the castle if you want. I guess it would be easier.

Revali: Thank you very much, princess, but I think it would be rude to refuse Miphas offer now, wouldn't it.

Zelda: You're right. I hope your house will be repaired quickly.

Revali: I hope so too.

Urbosa: >:)))))

Revali: SHUT THE FUCK UP!