When everyone finds out that Kyle x Austin is apparently a ship-
Seriously, what the fuck-
Eteled: (inhales)
Eteled: "Excuse me for just a minute..."
Redshade, curled up in a ball, mumbling to himself: "This is not reality. This is not reality. This is not reality. This is not reality-"
Kyle, mumbling: "God, why did you give me the worst of luck?"
Eteled: "Just... have to make a quick phone call...."
Austin: "YUp, tHAt's It, I'm goInG baCk tO HeLl. AnD I Am nOt reGreTTiNg iT..."
Redshade continues mumbling to himself.
Eteled: "Hey, Red.... Can I come visit Zenith for five minutes...? I think I left my innocence there... And a few braincells..."
Austin: "CaN I pLeASe CoMe wItH yOu?"
Eteled: "Sure."
Will: "There are several things wrong with this to begin with."
Kyle: "... What the fuck?"
Sam: "Is there a trash can nearby? If so, I need to vomit, the taco I ate for lunch went bad just this second..."
Nathan: "Ew... No. Just... No."
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Ask Eteled/ Random Wii Deleted You Oneshots
RandomRandom Oneshots of what happens when Eteled and everyone else aren't answering questions other players are asking, and random Wii Deleted You Oneshots in general.... Oh, and Red from the NES Godzilla creepypasta is here for some reason.....
