Sam: "Why is the FBI here?!"
Eteled: "Dammit, ordered too much weed-"
Sam: "Wait, what?!"
Eteled: "I ordered a bunch of weed from Amazon and got more then I bought..."
Sam: "Why would you order weed off of Amazon?!"
Eteled: "It's a lot cheaper then getting it from Matt or Warlock."
Sam: "Who's Warlock?"
Eteled: "Red's arch enemy. Red would kill me if he found out I bought weed from that grey bastard."
Sam: "Eteled... Why? Why do you do this?"
Eteled: "Because I've lost all control of my life."
Sam:Eteled: "Like I had any control to begin with..."

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Ask Eteled/ Random Wii Deleted You Oneshots
RandomRandom Oneshots of what happens when Eteled and everyone else aren't answering questions other players are asking, and random Wii Deleted You Oneshots in general.... Oh, and Red from the NES Godzilla creepypasta is here for some reason.....