Mother: say something nice Timmy
Timmy: fuck you
Mother: TIMMY!!
bro in the distance: heh
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Gnome: I can't eat the food it's too hot
Engineer: your too hot and I can't eat you
Gnome: *blushes*
Stoner: I JUST WANT ONE DINNER
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Stoner teaching player to smoke: so just inhale and exhale
Player: *wheeze*
Stoner: oh cmon it's not even that strong
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Veteran: hey player it's kind of muggy outside
Player: I swear to god if I go outside and the garden is covered in mugs-
Veteran: >:)
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Mr egg: *flirting with the gentleman*
Mr cheese: Omae wa mou Shindeiru
Mr egg: nani?
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The gentleman: mr cheese is smart?
Mr cheese:*holding a gun to his head* always has been
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Mother: what do you have?
Franklyn: a knife!
Mother: NO!
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Captain: I would die for you
Player: hurry up I'm waiting
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Veteran: do you think I can fit 20 marshmallows in my mouth?
The gentleman: you are a danger in society
Mr cheese: AND A COWARD, DO 30
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Captain: WHO STOLE MY DONUTS
veteran and player: *in the middle of chewing*
Captain: >:(
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This made me realise that mothers kids are rebels
Leave dares in the comment and I will make the crew do them
Anyways have a good day 209 words
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