Player, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Veteran : I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Veteran : Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Player, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Veteran : ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Veteran : YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Player, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
The gentleman : You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Mr cheese, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Player: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Veteran : If?
Captain : Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Mr cheese: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Mr egg: Just rip the bandage off.
Mr cheese: It's The gentleman .
Mr egg: Put the bandage back on.
Mr cheese: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Captain : Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Veteran : Socks are Feetie Heaties
Player: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Captain : Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Veteran : Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Player: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
The gentleman , annoyed: You are disappointments
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Among us logic book, random stuff DONT READ THIS BOOK
RandomOmfg I made this like two years ago and it's so fucking weird and cringy why did I type like that why is the art like that ew I'm going to kms Anything related to aul is gonna be dumped in this book, like headcanons, reviews and other stuff I made...
