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Splendid: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Flippy: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Lifty: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Shifty: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.


Flippy: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Nutty: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Flaky ?

Flaky : Probably "road work ahead".

Sniffles: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.


Shifty: Why are your tongues purple?

Splendont: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Lifty: I had a red one.

Shifty: oh

Shifty:

Shifty: OH

Suga:

Suga: You drank each other's slushies?

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