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Truth Or Dare?

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Nutty: Okay, truth or dare?

Sniffles: Truth

Nutty: How many hours have you slept this week?

Sniffles:

Sniffles: ...Dare

Nutty: Go to bed.

Sniffles: I don't like this game.


Splendont: Fuck.

Splendid: We've got to work on your cursing.

Splendont: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.


Nutty: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Flippy: I wake up at 4:30 AM.

Nutty:

Nutty: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.


Splendid, going over Lumpy's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Lumpy: Yes

Splendid: Okay... may I know what you create?

Lumpy: Problems.


Splendid: What is your biggest weakness?

Splendont: I can be uncooperative.

Splendid: Okay, can you give me an example?

Splendont: No.


Sniffles, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Nutty: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Sniffles, with the tone of someone who is used to Nutty: Outstanding.

Sniffles: This is what I'm talking about people.


Mime: Can you keep a secret?

The Mole: Do you know anything about my life?

Mime: No I do not. Good point.


Toothy: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Cuddles: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police.


Giggles: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Petunia: You're like 15 years old.

Giggles: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!


DB: Hey Pop can I get a sip of your water?

Pop: It's not water.

DB: Vodka, I like your style!

Pop: It's vinegar.

DB: Wh-Wha-

Pop: It's vinegar, COWARD.

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