Shifty: When I was married, you know what Splendid often said to me?
Flippy: Please stop sleeping with other people?
Flippy: So, Flaky, do you have a crush on anyone?
Flaky: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
Toothy: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.
Cuddles: That sounds like a challenge.
Toothy: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Cuddles: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!
Toothy: There is no challenge!
Cuddles: But what about Giggles? She was my SOULMATE!
Toothy: You said that about a ball of yarn once!
Flippy, texting Splendid: *sends a voice message*
Splendid, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Flippy: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Splendid: *presses play*
Flippy’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
Suga: I give up. I am so tired.
Splendid: Get the emergency supply!
Flippy: *carries Nutty and places them in front of Suga*
Nutty: *smiles*
Suga: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
Shifty: sapnu puaS.
Nutty: What??
Flippy: What language is that.
Shifty: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Shifty was removed from the group chat*
Splendont: Know why I called you in here?
Lifty: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Splendont: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
Toothy: I’m in love with you.
Cuddles: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Toothy: I know.
Cuddles: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Nutty: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.
Sniffles: But you do know better.
