peter:
ned
ned
cmon man reply
NED
NED
im gonna spam you until you reply
unknown:
Who's Ned?
peter:
ned this is no time for jokes
im bleeding out
i need to come over
unknown:
Once again I'm not Ned.
peter:
oh your actually not ned, huh
unknown:
also
WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING OUT?
peter:
oops
ignore that it was a...
typo?
unknown:
I don't believe you Peter
You're 15
Why the hell are you bleeding out
peter:
gasp, you said a potty word
no swearing in front of the child
also how the hell do you know how old i am?
unknown:
You just said one. You confuse me kid
also I hacked you
peter:
are you stalking me????
aRe yOu a kIdNAPper???
should I pack my bags?
unknown:
NO!
I am not
peter:
hmmm sure
anygay what should i call you?
unknown:
What do you mean?
peter:
like for your contact name?
and why do you text with perfect grammar
oooh I know
ill call you mr grammar
unknown:
No. I hate that name
Change it
YOU ARE READING
sorry wrong number
Fanfictionthe cliche story where peter accidentally texts the wrong number, and the wrong number happens to be iron man, obviously. and all hell breaks loose. I do not own marvel, surprise surprise.
