Mr Grammar:
Who is this?
peter:
well i could be asking you the same thing
imposter
Mr Grammar:
Seriously who are you?
and why have you been texting my husband?
peter:
YOUR HUSBAND???
MR GRAMMAR IS MARRIED?????
Mr Grammar:
Who the hell is Mr Grammar?
peter:
the person I've been texting for the last few weeks
Mr Grammar:
Why do you call his Mr Grammar?
That's not his name
peter:
yeah I know that
but he wouldn't tell me his name
so I had to give him one
now what should I call you stranger?
Mr Grammar:
Why should I tell you?
you could be a spy for all we know
peter:
why is that the first thing you people think i'd be
trust me I'm not a spy
I'm 15
and literally have two friends
Mr Grammar:
Hmmm
I still don't know if I should trust you
you could be lying to us
peter:
Well I'm not
plus I've been hacked like three times
and Nat approves of me
and something tells me that she doesn't trust easily
Mr Grammar:
Wait Nat trusts you
Ok then I guess you're ok
how'd you and Tony meet?
peter:
Tony?
who's that?
Mr Grammar:
Shit
I mean Mr Grammar
peter:
Mr Grammar's first name is Tony?
like Tony Stark?
Mr Grammar:
YOU ARE READING
sorry wrong number
Fanfictionthe cliche story where peter accidentally texts the wrong number, and the wrong number happens to be iron man, obviously. and all hell breaks loose. I do not own marvel, surprise surprise.
