sorry wrong number

nat:

so actually

i had a few questions for you 

we got very side tracked yesterday

peter:

shoot

hehehehe

nat:

why is that funny

peter:

its nothing

just an inside joke

nat:

with who???

peter:

umm

with myself

nat:

and on that note

how old are you peter?

peter:

i have just turned 16 kind sir

what about you???

nat:

im 19

peter:

now why don't i believe you 

nat:

i don't know, you should

peter:

maybe because you told me you were married and had kids

also you just said 'i don't know' 

nat:

damn it

i can't believe you didn't fall for that

i'm 36

peter:

woahhhh

i forgot how old you guys are

nat:

i hope you know that offended me deeply

i may never recover from this

anyway

how many of 'us' do you know now

peter:

well i met Mr Grammar first

then i think i met nat

next came Mr Stranger

and then i was introduced to capcicle and bucket

and now you, not nat

nat:

to be honest, i only know three of those people

and WHY AM I NOT NAT

GIVE ME AN ORIGINAL NAME