(っ???)っ ? Mi chico loco//Speedy Gonzales x reader ?

you turned up for work the next day, bright and eager to start the day, and as you went to open the door, someone suddenly stopped you.

"Allow me" a voice said. You looked down. It was Speedy.

"Oh, thanks Speedy!" You grinned as he got the door for you. You wondered how he did it though, being as small as he was.

The pizzariba was especially busy today, busier than usual. You could hear friends chattering, kids yelling, and all around noise. You wiped up some soda from a table that someone had spilled before a customer hopped on the table.

It was a young hawk. He didn't have anyone with him. You thought that was strange, but ignored that fact and took his order.

"Hi! What can I get for you?" You asked politely and pulled out your notepad.

"Do you have chicken?" He asked, straight to the point.

"Well yes. Would you like it on pizza or a fajita or..."

" I just want chicken! It's my favourite! Wait a second, cancel that order" he answered as he gazed dreamy at a customer who was sitting at another table. He was a tall and somewhat overweight rooster. He was well dressed in a white suit and had a pretty blonde woman with him.

The little hawk snuck quietly closer to him, got in position and pounced.

"AAAAAAGH!!!" A murderous scream was heard throughout the restaurant as looked and saw the little hawk had attacked and bit him.

"Oh my gosh!" You panicked as you helped him up. "Are you ok?" You asked .

"Why I'm alright, missy. That boy never, I say never ceases to try and stop eating me"

" What? " you exclaimed. What was wrong with that kid?

"True story" the eccentric southern gentleman answered. "That Henry" he muttered.

"Anyway, uh, can I talk your order?" You laughed, sheepishly.

"Hmm, well those nachos look mighty fine! But so does the burrito. And who could forget..."

" sir, can you please just pick something? " the woman asked impatiently.

"Now Carol, patience is a virtue, you know. You should be more like this girl"

You smiled proudly as you realised he was talking about you. "You can't go wrong with the pizza" you informed him.

"Well then, that's what I'm having!"

" very good, sir" you said as you wrote down his order and reported it back to Speedy.

Once that was over, the place was lot quieter and more peaceful. You just stood there watching everyone enjoy their meals as someone approached you. It was Speedy. He hopped up on to the counter and pleasantly struck up a conversation with you.

"So (y/n)" he said, confidently .

"Yeah?" You replied as you turned round to face him.

"So (y/n), how are you?" He asked .

"Oh, I'm pretty good, and you?" You answered civilly.

" I'm great. Say, can I ask you a question? "

"Yeah, sure"

"Why did you take my job offer? Is it your dream to work for a restaurant?"

You thought for a moment. "Uh, no, not really. I just didn't have anything else to turn to and I couldn't find anything else. It was very kind of you to hire me though"