(っ???)っ ? Mi chico loco//Speedy Gonzales x reader ?

"So" started Bugs. "You really got a date with (y/n)?"

" as hard as eet may be to believe, eet ees true! " grinned Speedy as he answered Bugs question.

"Was she everything you dreamed she'd be?"

" And plenty more left over! Oh Bugs, this time, I know I'm in love!"

"In love? Are you really in love or are you sure it's not just because she's cute?"

" No, as beautiful as she is, she also has such a warm and friendly personality. So kind and caring "

"Well that's great, I'm happy for you. Did she seen interested?"

" Well I asked her out on another date and she said yes! "

"Good for you, Speedy. Where are you both going?"

Speedy was about to answer, when he was interrupted by a knock at the door. There it was again. It sounded urgent.

"I'll answer it" said Bugs with a lazy smile as he got up and answered it slowly.

It was (y/n). "(y/n)! What are you doing here?" You were greeted by Bugs friendly smile.

"(y/n)?" Said Speedy. "Are we going out again today?"

" No. It's much more serious than that. Sit down please. " You looked very solemn and quiet and that was starting to worry him.

"What ees eet? Please tell me what the matter is!"

The three of you took a seat on Bugs couch and you explained. "When I was walking home last night, I was robbed."

" Robbed? " Speedy choked.

"That right. My bag was stolen, that means I have no phone or money"

"Well then what are you waiting for? We have to tell the police! " he panicked.

"Hold on a second, Speedy, I think I know who's behind this" said Bugs with a frown as he got up and made his way to the door. You and Speedy followed him as he made his way to the house next door and knocked on it impatiently.

A small red-headed man with a moustache came out, wearing a towel.

"I just came out of the shower so you're gonna have to make it quick!" He responded, gruffly.

"alright, Sam, where is it? "

"What in tarnation are you talking about?"

"don't play dumb, Sam, I know you stole it. "

"What are you talking about? I really have no idea!"

Speedy spoke up. " (y/n)s purse. Eet was stolen last night"

Sam took a good look at you before giving a chuckle. "Well golly! If it ain't that new waitress girl at the pizzariba! How are you, dear?" He asked.

" Don't change the subject" said Bugs in a low and dangerous voice.

"Well I think I'd know if I stole it, but I swear that I didn't!"

"Where were you last night?"

" last night? I was watching television! I fell asleep on front of the tv, now that's unhealthy "

"Bugs, maybe he's telling the truth"

" See? She's getting it! "

"We're probably wasting our time here." A rear rolled down your face.

"Aww, shucks. Look, I'll help you! How does that sound?" Sam offered. The thought of him stealing it was now out of question.

"You will?" Bugs and Speedy asked in surprise.

"You will? Oh thank you! "

"It's fine, but wait till I get dressed, then I'll help" he smiled.

about ten minutes later, you all gathered in Bugs house to do some investigating of your own to bring this criminal to justice.

"So you think we should try the police?" Suggested Speedy.

" Well will, Speedy, we will, but first let's gather up the facts. Do you suppose it could've been Canasta? "

"Who?"

" nasty canasta"

"What do you think, (y/n)?"

I dunno who you're talking about. All I know was I was walking home last night when two guys robbed me"

That was when it all made sense to Bugs. "Did you say two?"

" Yeah, what of it? " you replied, not really knowing where he was going with this.

"Rocky and Mugsy!" Bugs snapped his fingers.

"Rocky and Mugsy? Didn't you know those guys back when you lived een your hole in the ground? " Speedy asked Bugs.

"Oh i didn't just know them, I terrorised them" he smirked. You found this an unusual choice of words. You thought terrorising people was more Daffy's thing.

"Um, terrorised?" You asked, crossing your arms.

"Don't worry, they've been in crime for decades. Where do you think we'll find them?"

" I don't know, but when I do, I'll pulverize them! " said Speedy, angrily.

"Speedy, you're taking this too personal. Leave it to me, I know those two and how dumb they are better than any of you. Trust me, I'll find them, have my fun and then get the police. I was missing !y old life a bit anyway "

"Fine, but make sure you return her purse safely" pleaded Speedy.

"I will, Speedy, don't worry"

" What's all this? " asked Daffy as he entered the house.

"(y/n)s purse was stolen last night" Bugs informed the duck.

"Probably your own fault for leaving it sitting somewhere" boy, he could be very insensitive.

"She didn't leave it somewhere" retorted Speedy, who had a very low tolerance for Daffy anyway. "She was robbed last night"

" Robbed? You mean by bad guys? "

"yes, and we think we know who did it"

"Really? Is that why you have Sam here? "

"What? Now listen here" Sam was starting to lose his temper with Daffy and that was relatable.

"Ignore him, Sam" you said, coolly.

"No, Rocky and Mugsy" said Bugs.

" Those guys? Oh man! Leave this to Daffy duck, aka, undercover cop " he continued as he put on a pair of sunglasses.

"Daffy, that won't be necessary, I'm gonna search for them tonight and get her purse back, now go away " even Bugs was starting to get impatient at this point.

"I know when I'm not wanted" huffed Daffy as he stormed off.

"Clearly not" said Sam in a low voice.

"Don't worry, (y/n)" Speedy comforted you. "Just wait for tonight, I know Bugs will get you your purse back" you felt low, but hearing some reassurance from Speedy lifted your spirits. At least you had him by your side.