You, Y/n are Leorio's twin sister (non identical) and you take the hunter exam to reunite with your older brother! Seems wholesome, right? That's until clown man and needle boy come crashing into your life... and no matter what you do, they won't le...
I'm going to prove to him that I'm not some submissive little girl that he can just boss around! I'll fight his ass if I have to.
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I sigh, leaning against the brick wall of a random building outside. It's gonna be hard without a phone, but I'm gonna try to find Leorio. I need to bitch about this to somebody, and who's a better fit than my own twin brother?
And after I'm done talking to Leorio, I'll get one of those cheap phones that they sell at the local grocery store, y'know the ones that the serial killers use to call people when they're on the run? Those ones.
Actually it'd make more sense if I got one of those before go and I find Leorio, that way I can actually call him.
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After making my way to the grocery store I got one of those phones and got out of there quickly. It's not very busy today thankfully.
This phone has a limited amount of calls and messages so I gotta use this wisely. I type in Leorio's number and hit the call button.
Ringgggggg...Ringgggggg
"Doctor Leorio Paladiknight speaking." He answers in a prideful tone. "Hey doctor asshat, it's your sister." I tease. "WhAuH? Y/n??"
I shiver a bit, the cold wind making my hair fly about. "Yeah, so I've got a bit of a sparkly situation on my hands right now." I use our code word. When we were younger, Leorio and I made up a bunch of code words for things. Like for example, a sparkly situation (or code sparkles) means 'crazy ass boyfriend won't leave me alone'
"Goddammit-" He pauses to sigh. "Are you alone?" Leorio's voice drops to a more serious tone
"Yeah." I reply "Good, meet me at that new coffee shop, or whatever it's called."
"Gotcha." I hang up and start heading towards wherever that place is located.
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I step in the warm coffee shop, a bittersweet aroma flooding my senses. In the corner of my eye I spot someone waving at me so I turn around and walk towards the person waving, Leorio. "Hey" I say, plopping down on the cushiony booth chair.
"Hey, you said you have a sparkly situation. What's going on?" Leorio looks concerned. I take a deep breath before answering. "Okay so here's the deal with clown bitch."
"Really?! He did that to MY little sister?!" Leorio's face starts to distort into a funny angry look.
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"I'LL BEAT HIS ASS!"
"Leorio I love your enthusiasm but calm the fuck down! People are staring!" I take a napkin from the dispenser on the table, crumple it up, and chuck it at his head.
"Sorry. But how dare he treat you like that! You're not an object he can just use whenever he pleases. He needs to learn some respect for women, hell, he needs to learn respect period. I say to just keep your distance from that asshole." Leorio crosses his arms and leans back in his seat.
"But that's where the problem is, he thinks I'm being too distant." I sigh, rubbing my face in my hands tiredly. I'm not sure what to think of Hisoka at this point.
"Oh for fucks sake! You guys aren't even together, what should he care?! But realistically speaking, I guess it would be a little dangerous to cut him off." Leorio pauses, taking a second to think.
"How about this, stay close to him but not too close. Give him just the right amount if attention so you'll get your phone back. Then flee the country!" He jokes, a goofy look on his face. "Ha! I wish." I chuckle.
"Okay now seriously, just play his game for now, but stand your ground. He's dangerous and I don't want you getting hurt."
I nod. "Thank's Leorio, you have no idea how much that helped! I just came up with a great idea, but I'll need to go now for it to work." I put my hand on the back of my neck. "No prob, I'm glad I could help!" Leorio stands up and I follow him out the door.
"Bye!" I wave at him before going in the opposite direction from where he's headed. "See ya later, kiddo!" He shouts back before disappearing into the crowd of the busy streets.
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It's around 9 PM now and I'm back in that same hotel room, planning what I'm gonna do about the whole Hisoka situation. Maybe there might be a way to fix this whole thing with him.
My thoughts are cut off by a loud knocking at my door. Who could that be at this hour? I mean I stay up until like 4 AM most nights but 9 PM isn't the ideal visiting hour now is it?
I roll off the comfy bed, wearing nothing but my pajama shorts and a loose t-shirt, and unlock the door. I'm surprised by the scene before me when the door swings open.
"Hisoka?"
There stands the magician wearing an expensive looking suit and holding a beautiful bouquet of red roses.
"I believe I was a tad bit harsh earlier, therefore I've come to deliver these and take you out. Go get changed into some thing nice, love.~"
