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Why won't he tell me?

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Alexi just walked away with a smug look on his face

Deadpool just looked at the scene with anger, he was filming this with a phone so that Richard wouldn't have anything to say he was wrong.

The masked assassin continued to watch Michael continue his day at times being berated on things.

After school

Deadpool finally to the ring off and scared the living day lights out of Michael

Michael: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WADE?

Deadpool: cause *looks to the camera* its time for a training montage

Michael: wha-

Skips to deadpool showing Richard the footage and saying he was going to train Michael in the forest out of the city

Richard agreed but only if they come back at least once a week

Deadpool: thanks, now ZA WARLDO

time skip

They are now at the forest

Deadpool: so, do you know how to fight? Of course not, look at you. If you want go out there, to fight villains. You need to stop all, this *gestures at Michael*

Michael: what, you just gestured to all of me

Deadpool: Yes, that's it, stop being all of you

Michael: oooooh, *nods while squinting his eyes*

Deadpool: oooooh yes, no stop. I hear something

Michael: I don't hear anything

Deadpool: come on, we better make camp if we are staying here

Michael: STAYING, WE DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING THING TO GO CAMPING

Deadpool: ssssshhh, you might get the bears curious. Now will you take off those quirk suspension rings

Michael:......fine 'I had those on so that way I wouldn't hurt anyone....'

Flashback

Michael was 5 and watching a zombie movie with Deadpool: wow, zombies are sooo cool, I wonder how a zombie looks like in real life.

Deadpool: yeah, so do I, what no *he turns around to see a couple zombies breaking down the house door and starting to spread* oh, shit

Flashback over

Michael: 'I still don't know if we got everyone of them, I had to create a zombie cure to stop them because I had less control on my quirk'

Deadpool: wow, a flashback inside a flashback

Me: what?

Deadpool: nothing. So, should I see up camp?

Michael: how will you set up camp? I'm the one with a creation type quirk

Deadpool: ah but that's where you lag, don't look at the mouth, *walks up close to Michael* but the hands *walks back and we can see a set of tents already set up with some sleeping bags inside of them*

Michael: wha- how, when?

Deadpool just smirked and said nothing

Michael: fine, so. What's first for our training?

Deadpool: well, here *tosses me a sword* try this

Michael immediately tried using the katana but holding it like a pirate sword

Deadpool just sighed: this is going to take a while to get him to learn this first stage

A few months go by, Michael has improved his skills went home to talk to his dad off and on. But something strange happened on the 5th month going back to the forest.

Deadpool was playing a Harmonica

Deadpool: I could delete her but I never could harm Monica, so I'm trapped here forever with my harmonica~ *plays some more notes on the harmonica*

Michael was out looking for some wood to 'train'

Michael: why is looking for wood training?

Deadpool: because *scaring Michael from the sudden appearance* we are almost out of wood, plus it trains your eyes

Michael: where did you come from?

Deadpool: you went around in a circle and ended up back here *moves some branches to show the camp*

Michael just stopped and scratched the back of his head: oh well, is this enough *shows a good stack of wood

Deadpool: should be fine, now let's go back to ca-

????: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

????:GET OUT

Michael: I guess this is where my training goes to use?

Deadpool: wait, it could be a prank.....or a weird fetish

????girl runs up to them with some squirrels in her hands and one on top of her head with a pink bow: please help us, this man is trying to hurt me for being in this forest

Michael looks to deadpool: its show time *makes a mask similar to Deadpool's but with the black spots red and the red part black*

Deadpool just smiled at how much the kid looked up to him: come on, SHOW YOURSELF

????:hipity hopity, GET OFF MY PROPERTY

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