If I was a Mha character.....in Another Story.

Michael gulped at the size of his opponent

Michael: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE IS ALMOST AS BUFF AS KURT!!

Wade: WATCH YOUR PROFANITY! THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY BOOK!

Everyone who new him face palmed at that

????: what made you pick me to fight?

Michael: ehe, w-well, as you could see I picked randomly

(I actually just spinned a wheel of names that Enderman had put down as students that weren't in the story yet as well as my side to see the opponent and got this guy so go figure)

The guy wore a green tank top that revealed his chest

But on his chest was a tattoo of a dragon

Michael: w-well ' come on Michael, think....... OH' excuse~ me princess, but you never introduced yourself

Danny Rand: PRINCESS??!!! ALL RIGHT WISE GUY! MY NAME IS DANNY RAND AND IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS FOR CALLING ME PRINCESS

LOUD BOOMING VOICE: DANNY RAND

Michael's head: YES

LOUD BOOMING VOICE: QUIRK, ENERGY FIST. HE IS ABLE TO CONTROL ENERGY INTO HIS FIST AND CAN CAUSE MASSIVE DAMAGE

Michael's head: DA FUCK? REALLY?..... from that explanation and the way he is dressed ......... he is a martial artist..... so I'm working on trying to out distance him then move while he is vulnerable

Meanwhile

Gwen smiled

Wade: you know him as well?

Gwen: of course, he is Iron Fist..... well.... will be in this universe

Wade: well, turns out he has the same power as our universes as well

Gwen smiled: yeah, that means David can form like I've tried to do before but failed..... make a hero team with people like these..... they were friends with Peter back in my universe..... but they wouldn't join together after his dea-

Wade: BORING I know this already, plus they made a TV show of that already with them on a team

Ref: MATCH START

Back to Michael

Michael's head: ok, so first things first. FIRST FORM IMAGINATION, IMAGINE MACHINE GUN

Michael imagined a machine gun into his hands

The crowed were agape and surprised that someone would bring a weapon to a fight like this

Except the Tryhards

Who were looking down with dad expressions

Ralphie:....... I think we all know where this is going

ES:..... did you really have to make a Gumball reference?

Ralphie: worth a shot

.........

The machine gun was so heavy that he was weighted down

Michael: mother....*grunt* .... fucker. FUCK IT

Michael imagined it back and imagined a flash grenade and his trusted whip

Michael: prepare for trouble

Michael looked up from his hands to see his opponent was missing

Danny: omae wa mou shindeiru