If I was a Mha character.....in Another Story.

Darkness

*not the girl get your head out of the clouds*

????: Michael was dead, and he had gone on to the next life

Flashback pause

Michael: I'm not dead asshole

Wade: I'm sorry, your story needs more flare, pizazz

Michael: you telling story or am I~

Wade: I'm sorry me summoner go on~

Sorry just had to have an Encanto reference

Flashback continues

Black

Michael: w-where am I? Am I d-dead?

????: 01010111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01001001 00111111 (who am I?)

Michael: what? Who are you? Is that God or Death?

????:00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 (.........)

Michael: is this..... binary?...... fuck, I was taught this awhile ago but the teacher was a jackass so I wasn't really paying attention......

????: 01010011 01100011 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100101 01101101 01101111 01110010 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110011 01110100 (Scanning memories to understand language and host)

Michael felt a little jolt through his body

Michael: wait, how can I feel pain? I thought I was dead?

????: oh sorry, my bad. Hello Michael, I can see you have been through hardships there.

Michael: yeah..... wait a minute, how do you know me or things about me?

????: I did a quick scan through your memory and figured out that you have a deceased parent, an unrelated uncle, 1 ex girlfriend, 3 current girlfriends, polygamy is apparently legal, you masterbate ofte-

Michael: OK you don't have to continue that, I get the point..... but what are you? Who are you?

??????: I don't know who I am, but I do know how I am here. It appears that the reason why you were losing conscience wasn't just because the arms were sentient, they also inserted me into your back while I slowly crawled up to your head and you passed out, now here I am..... I don't have a name but you can call me Chip *I think this is a better name than Tuesday* for now since that is what I am

Michael:........ so your telling me I have an artificial intelligence in my head?

Chip: yes?

Michael: YES AHA, NOW I CAN BE LIKE IRON MAN. Tell me how smart are you? You can make me, us, rich with your knowledge

Chip: ehe, technically..... I know as much as you do, I am a learning ai..... so all I want for now is to be a hero and protect people just like you as well as stoping bullies and villains

Michael nelt down with tears in his eyes: NOOOOOOOOO, NOW I CAN NEVER BE RICH

Chip: well, at least you'll have me, I know everything about you........
e v e r y t h i n g

Michael: oh..... ok, so is this like a dragon ball thing where I'm in this state until we are finished talking? Or are we magically training my body while here