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Outside of the school

Deadpool was rummaging through his pocket of endless things

Deadpool: where is it, where is it. AHA, found it *pulls out something that can't be seen* with this I can sneak in *puts in on and we can see him disappear into the invisible cloak*

Kurt: HOW DID YOU HEAR ME?

Doreen:........my ears

Michael: she is able to hear things better with her ears since she is part squirrel. Oh, you never answered my question, you guys freshmen?

Kurt: nah, we just swapped to this school, thought it would be fun.

Michael's thoughts:'hasn't been fun for me very much, but hey. It's a new year to kick back and rela-'

Alexi: so Michael, what are you doing back, I thought you left with your tiny tail in between your legs *points to where my dong is*

Kurt: oh hell no, if I know anything, you never fuck with a man about his size

Doreen: what size, what tail. MICHAEL, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD A TAIL

Everyone there just deadpanned

Ricardo: she can't be serious, is she that dumb or just that naive?

Michael: the latter

Alexi: oh, so instead of maning up to fix your mistakes, you leave off to somewhere and pick up a chick who can't even figure out what a man's tail is *he starts bawling out in laughter*

Michael was fuming with anger while Doreen was just standing there looking even more confused

Michael: shut up

Alexi: what did you say

Michael: I said, shut UP *Michael slapped Alexi hard in the face going a couple feet*

Kurt: HOLY SHIT, WERE YOU HOLDING BACK WITH ME WEREN'T YOU???

Michael: I may have been holding back *looks down* I'm sorry Doreen, I can't stay here now, I'm going to be expelled for- GAH, WADE?????

Deadpool just finished taking off the cloak handed Michael a phone and redisappeared into the cloak with a shush

El Stupido: uuuuhhhh, what was that?

Michael: that was one of the aspects of my quirk, but let's see what this is first

Michael played a video of Alexi walking up to Michael, provoking him, and getting bitch slapped hard.

Michael: i......don't have to leave now, THANK YOU WADE

Maria: so, is he going to be suspended then?

Michael: ohoho, I'm going to make sure it's a worse punishment, IIIIIIIIT'S PUNISHMENT TIIIIIIIIIME

Michael: ohoho, I'm going to make sure it's a worse punishment, IIIIIIIIT'S PUNISHMENT TIIIIIIIIIME

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