If I was a Mha character.....in Another Story.

Wade's Babysitting Adventures

Wade pulls out a phone

Wade: I'm calling the police

Wade pulls the phone away from his ear

Wade: they hung up

Wade pointed his entire arm at the stroller

Wade: it's a baby with a gun

Wade is with a mug in his hands

Wade: comfort eating. It's just sugar

Wade is back in front of Squishy

Wade: awww, it's a baby with a gun

Squishy raspberried him

Wade is punching the air towards a wall away from Squishy

Wade: BABY......WITH.....GUN...

Wade flipped over a spatula

Wade sat in thought for a few seconds

Wade approached Squishy

Wade: who sent you? Was it Death? I'll buy him a new turtle

Squishy is there looking like it's the time of her life

Wade picked up the phone again

Wade: does my life insurance cover babies with guns?

Wade waited for the answer

Wade surprised: oh really?

Wade put down the phone again and jumped up on the counter

Wade: GET OUT

Wade got down and pulled out a toy bear

Wade: how bout we trade? Ok. I'll give you this, and you give me that

Wade swapped the gun with the bear

Wade pulled back to his upright position

Wade: now isn't that bet- oh.

He sees Squishy with a second gun

Wade: I'm really stupid

Wade pulled the gun he took out and pointed it at Squishy

Wade: oh. It's not nice, is it? No, huh?

Wade: I'm a MAN with a gun, what are you?! Your a BABY with a gun. You're NOTHING.

Wade pulled the gun down

Wade: I'm sorry, that was mean.

Meanwhile the group of three were stopped at a changing station with Gwen and Doreen trying on clothes

Michael was watching the footage and was trying his hardest not to laugh at Wade

Back to Wade

Wade: you don't deserve that. You're young. Just take mine.

Wade put the gun he took back

Wade immediately regretted it and put both hands on his head

Wade: oh, now it's a baby with two guns

Sentret is seen having both hands hovering over the guns

Wade covered his eyes doing a peekaboo

Wade: where's the baby

Wade uncovered his eyes

Wade: THERE'S the baby! WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE!

Wade climbed back on top of the counter

Wade: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Wade is now seen nowhere with parts of his shirt hanging out of the fridge

Wade: I'm hiding in the fridge now

Wade: you know I kinda want him to shoot me. So when God's like "Hey Wade, how did you die?" I can be like "oh I dunno, God, maybe I was shot by a BABY WITH A GUN"

Squishy is laughing

Wade: don't laugh at me. You're sick. You're a sick baby with a gun.

Wade started to move in a serpentine back and forth

Wade: yeah. Not easy, is it?! Not easy to hit a moving target!

Wade is seen with a red splotch on his shoulder and it bandaged

Cue to Michael

Michael is hurdling over with him clutching his shoulder saying this was a bad idea over and over again

Back to Wade

Wade: you have to leave

He put the baby in the stroller outside the front door

Squishy giggled

Wade slouched down against the door

Guy on other side of door: aw, look at this little baby, isn't- OH NO, IT'S GOT A GUN!

Wade's eyes shot open

Guy: AH AAAAAAAAAAA

Gunshots are heard while Wade clutched the door

Wade: I have to move

Squishy laughed

The trio rushed home after Michael explained what happened and helped the man at their front door