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My Three Favorite People

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"Did she say diarrhea who?" Finn questioned, eagerly.

"Uh, no. No, she didn't say, "diarrhea who?" She didn't... say it." Jake paused, trying to process how to put everything. "Lady, how 'bout you tell a joke?" He says after his awkward pause.

"글쎄.. 뭐가 있었을까? 아! 우리 완전히 다 벗고 상추밭 미친듯이 뛰어다닌 거 기억 나?" She paused her story to let out a giggle which Jake went along with. "그 농부 아저씨 완전 맛이 갔었지!" (Maybe... What could it have been? Ah! Do you remember when we got completely naked and frantically ran around in the farmer's cabbage patch? That farmer got crazy mad!) Lady finishes off her 'joke', leaving Jake a giggling and blushing mess, Finn confused yet excited, and Y/n in surprise since she had heard of the story before but from the farmer's perspective.

Finn decided to ask his question "What's the joke?" Jake paused once more, making his hand back to scratch his head in thought.

"Uhh... well, the joke doesn't translate very well." He muttered out. Finn looked down in defeat.

"Man, I- I might leave. Is it okay if I leave? I kind of want to go fight something." he stood up like he was ready to leave, leaning on his left foot that was more towards the back.

"Noooo! Don't leave." Jake whined. He started to mumble to himself " If there was only some way you three could talk to each other directly." he paused once more before gasping in realization "Oh, dude! I just remembered! There's a universal translator device at the bottom of Lake Szelezon!" Finn instantly perked up at that.

"The lake guarded by evil Lake Knights?" he questioned.

"Yeah, I can't remember why I threw it in there. Let's all go and get it!" Jake cheered out, finally seeing a plan that should work. Finn stopped with a thought.

"Whoa," he ran over to Jake quickly and started to whisper "Jake! You're inviting Rainicorn? No offense, but isn't she a little too sweet for deadly adventure?" he glances over at Lady and Y/n who seemed to be having an awkward, yet understandable, conversation.

"Trust me, Finn, she's the Rowdy Queen. She can do anything!" Jake noted. Finn only sighed in thought.

"Hmmm. Alright! Trust pound!" he fist-bumped Jake and they were all on their way to the lake where the translator was being held.









Now nearing the lake Finn was riding Jake, who was running, with Y/n on Lady flying next to them. As they stopped by the lake, Y/n jumped off of her, and Lady's horn glowed as she turned them all blue.

"Underwater camouflage!" Finn cheered. They dove into the water and started to swim down. Finn pointed out a swarm of lake knights that were heading in their direction.

Finn started to defend himself and fight some while Jake grabbed a bunch and punched them directly in the face. Lady attacked a few before Finn started to strangle one of the knights. Y/n noticed the translator and she quickly swam down. Finn saw what she was doing and he quickly threw the now dead knight to the side. (I never knew that Finn actually killed the knight-) She grabbed the translator while Finn turned to give a thumbs up to Jake and Lady. Jake returned the thumbs up only to look around in shock as the lake started to shake. From the surrounding mote along the lake's bottom, a whole pack of knights swam up attempting to attack both Finn and Y/n.

The knights surrounded the two as Jake was distracted by a group. Lady quickly made her way down and knocked the crowd away by spinning around. Finn grabbed onto Lady's man and wrapped his other arm around Y/n as Lady passed Jake and swam out of the lake.

Y/n, who held the translator, laughed in glee while Finn and Lady cheered. Jake resurfaced and started at the three.

"Lady! You are incredible! You should adventure with us all the time!" Finn cheered out. Jake only rubbed his hand together, chuckling while walking out of the water.

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