Lost In Ice (Various x Fem. Reader)

"Safety patrol!" Finn hopped out of a gang of tall grass with a hearty look. Y/n rolled from her spot on the far right and held up her makeshift spear, which was a safety knife tied to the end of her bat.

"Safety Patrol!" She yelled too with a cool smirk.

"Safety Patrol!" Jake jumped from the bushes and repeated giddily, "Safety patrol! Safety patroooll-- oh"  Y/n and Finn looked in the middle to see Jake in an actual patrol outfit, orange cone on his head and all.

Y/n covered a laugh with her hand while Finn questioned his brother. Jake looked downcasted at them, each wearing their regular clothes. "Were we not wearing the uniforms?" Y/n shook her head, giving Jake a pat before walking off.

Y/n spoke softly to herself as she looked around, "Cool lil' place." she smiled as she took in the peaceful air, soon being broken by Finn pulling her down to the ground in caution, "Look out!"

"Ack--!" Y/n laid a blow on top of Finn's head with her staff, "What was that for, doofus!?"

"Look. . ." Finn pointed to a small town in the distance that stood still, quietly. It was a small town with a low population. The buildings couldn't be more than 2 inches. "Oh, it's just tiny house people."

Y/n sniffed as she chewed grass silently, "Cute."

Finn pulled out a pair of binoculars and started to look closer. "Maybe it is just regular ordinary, not sinister ordinary—oh, no, wait... Grass ogre," he stated, seeing the ogre terrorizing the townspeople.

"Haha! Hey, chicken, you're travelin' egg-spress!" the Ogre laughed while shoving a chicken into a mailbox.

Finn pulled the binoculars down and sighed in annoyance. "It's an obnoxious grass ogre."

Y/n sucked in a bit of air. "Ooohh, the worst type too," she stated, leaning in further to get a look at him.

The ogre started to laugh at his pun, looking around to see if anyone else got it. "You get my joke, right?! Hahaha!" As he laughed, a Barn House rushed up to him with a fist raised in the air.

"Careful, you oaf! Those chickens are rentals!" he was shot down with eggs which splattered all over him. "Agh!" he cried out.

Donny was squeezing the chicken to make it shoot out more eggs. He fired more at other unexpecting houses. "We're havin' so much fun, huh?!" he was stopped when a Jail House ran up with a badge in hand.

"Drop that chicken!" he demanded. The ogre tilted his head in confusion. "You're under arrest!" Donny slowly moved forward, making Jail House think he was giving up. "Good... Now get in your tiny cell..." he opened the cell door, which was too small for the ogre. "Oh, uh, oh!" the Jail House exclaimed, being picked up.

Donny laid him on his back, making it impossible for him to sit up. He continued to laugh while Jail House struggled to get up.

Finn ran up before taking a stance. He pointed defensively at Donny. "Hey, ogre! Stop hazing these cute little houses!" he demanded.

"Ya jerkball!" Jake added.

Y/n held up her weapon in a threatening way. "Your harassment won't be taken lightly."

"My name is Donny, idiot!" the tall ogre retaliation. Finn blushed in embarrassment.

"Sorry. I was just tryina' get your attention." he said. Donny got down closer to Finn's face.

"What kinda houses are you supposed to be? A... stupid... uh... a dumb house?! Haha!" he let out a laugh before turning to Jake. "Hey, what's with your jowl?!" with a quick hand, he flicked Jake's jowl.