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Memories of Boom Boom Mountain

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In a village of men with a lot of muscles, the trio of Finn, Jake, and Y/n, were fighting around. Finn and Jake more irrationally.

"You guys sure you want another round of squid ink?" a squid bartender asked two men, giggling. The two men drank their mugs as one of them smashed their then empty mug over the other's head.

"You're not too bad for a human boy!" a voice yelled. It was the Head Marauder, who was also fighting Finn. Finn dodged out of the way as the Head Marauder sent a punch at him.

"Not too bad!? I'm better than that!" he continues to fight, only stopping to hear a faint crying "Huh?" he threw the Head Marauder to the side. "Guys! Do you hear that?" he questioned loudly for the two to hear.

Jake was riding a bucking half-stag half-marauder "What'd you say?" he got out before gasping. "Whoa!" he got tossed and then kicked over towards Finn. Y/n turned her head to look at the two boys. A marauder went to attack Y/n while she was distracted, but he was soon stopped as she grabbed him by the arm and twisted it making him fall to the ground.

"I think someone's crying." the Head Marauder tried to jump Finn, only to get thrown aside by him in annoyance. "Stop!" he yelled. "This is serious! I gotta go find out where that crying is coming from!" he started to walk away from the Head Marauder.

"Get back here you chickeeeen!" the Head Marauder cried out, making Finn stop.

The rest of the marauders let out a mocking sound, backing the Head Marauder up "Ohhhhhhhh!" Finn only turned back around; his glare ran over each man mocking him.

"What did you call me?" He demanded, his teeth gritting.

"You can't just walk away from a roughhouse!" The Head Marauder yelled at him, his friends agreeing with him out loud.

Finn jumped up on a table, grabbing others' attention. "Hey! Listen up you cold-hearted marauders! Someone's out there crying for help and I'm not gonna ignore that!" He pointed off in the direction he heard the cries from.

"Awwww here it comes! Lay it down Finn!" Jake cheered his human brother on.

Finn kneeled down to tell his story. "A long time ago when I was a baby, I went boom boom on a leaf. Boom! Boom!" Finn continued the story, only to look off as if he was in thought. "And I fell backwards and sat in my own boom boom. I cried for a day. But no one came to help me." he paused for effect, but Y/n only glanced to the side, seeing if any of the men were getting emotional. "That day I vowed to help anyone in need! No matter how small their problem. And that's why I need to go." He finally opened his eyes and ran off.

The Head Marauder started to clap while others followed him. "He still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool guys." Jake said, before running to where Finn went. "Wait up, Finn!" he called out after. Y/n quickly started to run after, questioning Jake.

"Jake! Wait! Is that why I hear crying in the bathrooms?!"

Jake never responded, knowing that Y/n's question was already answered.







While the three ran up the mountain, boulders came rushing down. They bounced, creating gaps and rubble to fly all around. "It's coming from up there!" Y/n yelled out, slightly pointing to the top.

"Someone must be caught in that avalanche! Let's get it on!" Finn called out. He hopped onto Jake's back pulling Y/n with him. They held on as Jake stretched up to the top avoiding other falling boulders. They reached the top and looked around. "So, who's crying?" Finn asked.

"I am." a voice spoke from slightly above the three.

"Oh, glob! Um hi.... sir? Are you sad?" Y/n questioned him, trying to be polite.

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