~°?Damian Wayne one-shots?°~

16-17 y.o .  Three times Damian did the same mistake 

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d : yea so ... today i met one guy . hot and all but hes an asshole , like bitch , i just wanted to get my coffee , at first he was sweet asf but when i said 'no' , all the sweet shit dissapeared . lets just say his nose will never be the same , maybe with a plastic surgery . that guy is just ew

B : ...

D: little d ?

d : wrong chat !

J: PHAHAHA

T: ....should i find him ?

B : what's his name ? 

d : doesn't matter 

C : it matter baby bat , now what is his name ?

*damian wayne left *   

T: can someone hit Jason ? i can hear his laugher from the library  

C : i'll go 

D : thanks Cass !

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d: JON ! 

j: yea dami 

d : i accidentaly texted the Batfam group 

j : haha , about what ? 

d : yk the guy with the broken nose ?

j : ooooooooooh                                                                                                                                                                      at least you got a 'nice' reaction ? heh

d : i'll send a screenshot 

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d : im just saying Ari ,  no i wont give you my fav skirt , its the only skirt that school somehow let me wear .

T : seriously ? a skirt , why i am even surpised 

B : is that the reason you hide your backpack from me  ?

D : so thats the reason you go shopping with the girls 

J : now i know why Kori wanted to see you .

C : can you give me the skirt after you come from school ?

d : yea sure ,whatever 

J : and ofc you only answered Cass , no offense 

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d : i did it again 

j : got high and  woke up on a yacht with some dude ?

d : What! no . i texted in the batfam groupchat  . and that happened only once , why you always need to bring it up ugh .

j : also i got you another skirt ! 

d : okay . you're excused 

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d : Ari just saying , if i again see that girl again . i'll decapitate both of you . that bitch almost stole my crop top , my FAVOURITE  crop top 

T : i see your life its not thst boring heh

J : you mean THAT crop top 

d : yea the red and black 

J : oooh shit , R.I.P  that girl ig ?

D : why u never let me come to a shopping with you ?

B : didnt knew you liked female clothes .

d : father ... clothes dont have a gender 

T : that the same thing i said to my past classmate ! 

d : does he have brown hair , always in a blue shirt with a purple writng on it  ? 

T : yea....

d : lets just say he also need a surgery to look the same he did 

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499 . its not a long chapter but it was really fun to write )

i also will start another book ofc with Damian , but there would be more of Jason . and even i will start , i dont when i will upload at least the first chap , so yeaaa

hope you enjoyed this little ,funny chapter !