Random , funny things i thought about or found on pinterest or twitter
Ships : )))))lol also sex jokes )))
Enjoy ig ?
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The world : peace & love
batkid : I HATE YOU !
Tim: oh ?! well next time don't steal my monopoly !
Alfred : Master Dick give Master Tim 2.000 dollars you landed on his property
Dick : NO he's in jail ! im not giving money to a criminal !
Tim : that's not how you PLAAAAAAAAAAY !!
Damian : Gordon why is Grayson screaming ?
Babs :Shut the fuck up Damian you are not the one talking after stealing my last railroad !
Steph : I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN !
Jason : ME TOO ! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS !
Dick : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Tim : Damian about that day-
Damian :....
Tim :....
Tim : are you cosplaying Ciel from Black Butler ?
Damian : GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM
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Damian :"screaming at Jason for being an idiot"
Jason : I fucked ur mom
Damian: aaaaAAAA
Older Damian: "screaming at Jason for being an idiot"
Jason: I fucked ur mom
Damian : ur best friend sucked me off twenty minutes ago
Roy : i regret nothing
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Bruce: so what is your backup plan if you don't succeed at your own bussiness ?
Damian: Die
Dick : that's not funny ...
Damian : Yea cuz it isn't a joke
Bruce & Dick :.......
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Dick : what happened this time ?
Tim : Jason told Damian that he cooked Jerry for dinner
Dick : aaaaaaaaaaand ?
Tim : as you can see the chandelier is not strong enought for Jason , but Damian is still waiting with three knifes and his katana
Dick: I see .... i'll go scoop my eyes out so the first sentece will sound more sarcastic
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Alfred the cat : Mreaoow
Damian: you're a dirty little liar Pennyworth , i fed you ten miutes ago
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Bruce : What you got there ?
a bunch of little ducks quacking loud behind Damian
Damian : a smoothie
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Damian : Cain ! they got girl skateboards , you can skate now
Cass : Look they have gay skateboards ! you can skate now
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~°?Damian Wayne one-shots?°~
FanfictionA book filled with Damian Wayne stories , different ships and situations that involve our favorite bat boy . Enjoy! !!also all the pictures in any chapter dont belong to my aswell as DC!! (\Its my first time writing in English/) \No Dami x reader...
