~°?Damian Wayne one-shots?°~

16-17 y.o  . Dick decided he want to play a game .

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" Just one game~~ " whined childishly Dick

" i dont see any importance it this 'game' " said Damian annoyed at his brother 

" same"

"meh"

"why?"

" But its so rare for the whole family to be at the manor !" clapped his hands enthusiastically Grayson 

" Babs , Steph , Cass " Tim didn't even move his eyes , full attention to his phone 

" well except them ! "  

" Kate ?" 

" Duke ?" 

" OK OK  , i understood . Then Batman-Robins night ?"

" Steph" remarked Jason 

" Ugh , lets just play this dumb game !" yelled Dick at his younger brothers and adoptive father .

" without me " Damian already head to stairs , only to be grabbed by Grayson

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After some time , Dick managed to put his family in the living room 

" Let's start with Bruce !" 

"Ok so for me its Bruce ' i never get tired of adopting orphans ' Wayne " Dick smirked at Bruce 

" im next~ , for me its Bruce ' if i put a condome on , i'll die '  Wayne " 

Bruce tried to make a straight face while the first three Robin were laughting their asses off 

" for me is Bruce ' banned coffee , its free for me ' Wayne "

" oooooooooooooh" Jasons was 'o' shaped 

"Damiii , you're next " 

" Thanks for reminding me Grayson , but i think i already knew it " said the young bat with a slight frown 

" For me it's Bruce ' you could use protection knowing where you were going with an Al Ghul ' Wayne " 

" is it me , or demon just roasted himself ?" 

" that's a double kill ! "  

" Dickie Bird is next !!" yelled Jason , excitemend feeling in his voice 

" Bruce , start " 

" for me is Dick ' i use my acrobatic skill for pleasure ' Grayson " Now it's bruce the one smirking while Dick bit his bottom lip , blushing a bright red 

"i need brain bleach " said Tim lookig with dead eyes at floor 

" me too " agreed Jason with third robin 

Damian just confused glared between the four older males 

" oh and it my turn , for me is Dick ' bottom in streets , bottom in sheets ' Grayson " Richard just looked at Jason with ' seriously ' look 

Tim shrugged 

" well then for me its Dick ' Red heads is a cure for depression ' Grayson " 

" its not ?!" asked Dick witht a scared expression 

" Damn replacement "

" the only time i side with Drake " 

"Damian you're next " 

" Again , im well aware but thanks father . for me its Dick ' the better Batman ' Grayson " 

Bruce offended but didn't show it , while Richard was already hugging Damian , crushing the shorter male ribs 

"now Jason " 

" Jason ' mommy issues ' Todd " Calmly said Bruce 

" I Wanted to say it !"  yelled Tim from the couch 

" Jay and Dami have so many similarities " whispered Dick 

" okay , my turn ! Jason ' i like to hang out with my brother exes ' Todd "

" You mean Kori , Roy , Babs ?" 

" yea ..." 

" lets forget about it , for me its Jason ' youre safe house ? my safe house' Todd "  

" Timmy , what's wrong , i can't visit my favourite brother ?" Jason put a hand on his chest where the heart is suposed to be .

Dick being his dramtic self , did the same as Jason but with a betrayed face 

" i thought i was your favourite brother "

" let's stop this , drama queens .Before Damian decide to get his knife " with a serious tone said Drake 

" actually i already have it .." 

" Stop it , Damian please countinue " 

" for me is Jason ' fucking Al Ghuls is a family tradition ' Todd "

Jason looked away from the young bat glare 

" okaaaay , Timmy is next !"

" for me its Tim ' i drink more coffee than talk with people' Drake " Bruce speak the truth 

" Hey !"

" for me its Tim ' i have blonde hair kink ' Drake " said Grayson with a smile 

Tim only groan

" for me is Tim ' i don't drink beer , but 2 liters of coffee in my body is coincidence ' Drake " Jason shrugged 

Tim rolled his eyes 

" For me its Timothy ' i have a erection while training with my younger brother ' Drake " Damian smirk at Tim

Tim blushing tried to avoid his famiy members gaze

" i need some more bleach "

" why im even suprised ?"

"..."

" L-let's Continue !" exclaimed Tim still blushing a bright pink

" fine , then for me is Damian ' the blood son ' Wayne " said with a little mock in his voice

" for me its Damian ' cuddly ball of stabby energy ' Wayne " smiled Dick , and again hugged Dami 

" eh for me is Damian ' savage in streets , bottom in sheets ' Wayne " Jason giggle st himself 

Damian looked away 

" for me is Damian ' tsundere behavior ' Wayne " 

Bruce raised a brown , while his three sons were laughing  

" i have more important activities to do , than playing this gAMe " said Damian leaving his brothers and father in living room 

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968 . Fun fact , a little part of this chapter i wrote at a online class .

Again a idea i got , and wrote it !

Hope you enjoyed !