Lost In Ice (Various x Fem. Reader)

Memories of Boom Boom Mountain

"Yes, I am sad. Having been forced to watch roughhousing men for centuries." Mountain Man said weakly, his voice hoarse from crying.

"Ohhhh! I see. You're feeling left out and you wanna roughhouse too! Well, I can take you on tough guy! Come on Jake! Back me up!" Finn started to punch the mountain, thinking that he would try and make him happy.

Jake started to cheer him on "Yeah, do it Finn! Hit 'im with a boulder! And then hit 'im with another rock!" he demonstrated the punches in the air, only to be stopped by Mountain Man weeping louder.

"Please! No roughhousing! It...m-makes...me...soooo.. SAD!" he erupted, making more boulders fall from his eyes. Y/n grabbed Finn away from the ground making him stop punching.

"Huh? Why?" Finn questioned him. He laid slightly limp in Y/n's arms.

Mountain Man clenched his eyes, trying to keep his 'tears' in "Because they're so rough on each other!" he moped.

"But a smooth well-controlled roughhouse bolsters your guts and rejuvenate the muscle." Finn stuttered out, trying to reason with the Mountain Man.

"No! It's raunchy and maddening! All those men and their disgusting fantastic bodies!" Mountain Man gasped out.

Y/n only glanced at him, annoyed and awkwardly. "Yeesh, this guy sure hates fighting..." she mumbled. Finn gasped suddenly, making Y/n jump.

"I'll help you mountain!" he shouted out

"Wait! What?" both Jake and Y/n gasped out.

Finn finally got out of Y/n's grasp, putting a hand on his chest. "I'll stop those roughhousers from being rough!" he promised the Mountain Man.

"Really? You'd do that for me?" Mountain Man questioned. He seemed to brighten up by the fact that Finn wanted to help the poor man.

"Yes sir! My name's Finn and I'm gonna help you out!" Finn stated, proudly.

Jake quickly pulled Finn down to his level. "But Finn, we're not gonna shut down the roughhouse for real are we?" Jake asked him. Finn only rolled his eyes, playfully.

"No way! But there's got to be some kind of solution." he paused to turn back to Mountain Man "I'll figure this out, Mountain Man!" Finn then leaped off, heading down to the small village of Marauder's "Yup!"

Once the three returned, the Head Marauder instantly noticed. "Aw! Finn! Ready to get destroyed?"

Finn quickly put his hands up, trying to reject the offer. "N-nooo! Wait, um, actually, could you guys' stop being so rough?" his question ran weak as his shoulders shriveled up, hiding his neck.

"What!?" the Marauders gasped. One of them hit their head on a table, hard.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" the Head Marauder waved off the others. "What are you talking about Finn?" he turned to the short boy.

Finn tried his question again. "Could you guys just tone down the roughhousing a little?" he said, a little louder.

"What!?" the same Marauder from before hitting his head on the table again, leaving cracks in it.

"Whoa! Hey, hey. Shh. It's all right fellas." the Head Marauder quickly raised his hands up, calming everyone down from their ruckus. "Finn, I'm sure this tone down the roughing thing has something to do with your boom boom, and I can respect that, but how can we POSSIBLY, make roughhousing, less rough?!" he screamed in Finn's face, making him flinch back. Y/n quickly got in between the two.

"Now hold on you trash bag of muscles! This has nothing to do with Finn's past, so leave that out-" Finn slowly started to ignore Y/n's rant as he spotted and duck and a rat running around.