~°?Damian Wayne one-shots?°~

Headcanons

when damian decided again to make his brother and father life more lively , he got caught in 2 minutes . Tim did his nerd job and Damian never could hack in their computers ever . and thats the reason why Tim have a broken leg and bruises 

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8 )meeting go wrong :

after the meeting that failed , Robin was benched and watched ALL THE TIME , so after this countinuied for a month , Damian just ran away . they noticed he run away but they wanted to know when he will come home . but after a week damians room was still empty . Damian the next morning was found on the couch in living room with a ALOT of new scars on his back , only to found out he wanted to meet with jon but was caugh by LoA .

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10 ) Damian quit :

after some time Damian did leave them for a " mission" . when they asked Batman why Robin is not back after 2 weeks , Bruce just said its very serious . But then Damian himself called BB bc he had only his number . He just said that hes sorry and that he have no time left . They were late , bc even if they thought that damian migh be dead they were wrong and kinda scared . Damian was alive but that boy is not their bratty teammate its a broken soldier that almost killed them , he knew everything about them and easily could kill them . he almost kill BB but thanks to raven they left . they never felt as heartbroken as then

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11-12 ) Sugar baby :

Damian being himself . have a very nice plan how to kill his Sugar Daddy without leaving any evidence ,and getting his company and money . but he didnt did it only because he is bored without Thomson who call him and make his live not that lonely 

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13 ) Teacher :

Kon was suspicous of the new math teacher . when he was with him alone bc he is an idiot in math , damian turned to go get something from the table and then Kon saw something very familiar about the teacher " you're that guy in black that almost murdered me !"           " maybe its someone else theres plenty of fish in the ocean " the calm voice , said that the situation is under control " i could never forget that ass and thighs !" the yell made Damian surprised , and not only " why are you even looking at my butt mr.Kent ?" the green eyes glow , it really remined him kryptonit 

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15 ) Al Ghul

since Damian started to live in the manor he was really quiet , only Bruce and Alfred heard his voice ,and only for something like his name and a 'thank you' . when the patrol almost came to end they saw Talia and her father , Ra's Al Ghul . batman was ready for fight , while Damian vanished , only to be found on Ra's Al Ghul hip saying something with a big smile . Just as Alfred who was in the cave Batman was speechless , of course they have the photos of smiling Damian showing his dimples .

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17) Home Alone 

they showed Damian the tape , the baby bat only  blushed and tried to hide his face with his tiny hands . now they always teased damian for actually being a softie .

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18) The Mom of the group

the titans were in the living room , listening to the new mision JL have for them , except Robin . When batman asked where is Robin , Beast boy yelled on top of his lungs " MOOOM" . The JL got a confused , the teen titans were calm , while Starfire and Nightwing looked at each other ,both confused . then Robin enter the room with a neutral expression only to ask calmly " you called Garfield ?"

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19) RoyDami 

Jason did show the batfam what happened in Roy's house , he was in hospital for a month . Lian was a little sad when she heard that her Dad is in Hospital , but all the sadness dissapeared when she heard that she will stay with Damian . Bruce and Tim saw how nice and soft Damian can be for a child . 

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20 ) TimDami

Tim and Dami were explaing for 5 hours , that Damian is a girl , that they dated for 2 years , why damian is not trying to kill Timothy , and how they started to date .

now Bruce is even more protective  than before he saw how Red Robin proposed to Robin.

And 2 hours of explaining that Robin is a girl to heroes 

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22 ) god of Death

Bruce is 'dead' . Jason got everyone , and in front of them called someone  " how can i help you, my favourite mortal ?" this really confused them ,but not Jay ofc " well i just wanna know , is Bruce dead ?" is dead silent then a laugh was heard from the unknown person " oh Jason , i told you , he have time , i still dont understand why and how , but i can assure you that the bat is still breathing " Jason thanked Damian " yea yea" the call ended and Jay with a triumph grin watched the rest of Batfam confusion and Tim siping coffee aggressively .

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23) Wrong Chat 

Damian's family found out about the 'yacht accident'. Not the best way . Jon came to the manor with a drunk Damian on his shoulder , crying and sying nonsense .until Jon slipped and had to explain how that happened 

Jon thought about flying away with his speed , but the know that won't stop the bat brothers from finding the blackmail 

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'''''BONUS '''''

'''drunk batboys'''

i think drunk batboys should be their total opposites or just weird af

Richard - angry at everythink and everyone , yelling at every person that he remeber who hurt him somehow ( thats a lot of people ) , almost broke Tim arm , argued with Jason for 3 hours , made Damian cry , broke Bruce's nose .

thats why he never drink

Jason - can't walk , so he just stay in same place , the same position , looking at the walls with dead eyes , and rarely speak .

Batfam see Jason like that at least once or twice a month

Timothy - calling all the numbers he have in his phone to ask if they are real and then talking about total bullshit untill the person gets a headache . Sometimes he's making a conversation with a wall , he said that the wall was flirting with him .

Another batboy that dont drink but his reason is because he is acting weird 

Damian - crying , his voice soft and shaky , he can tell all the details about his life to a random person , he drank only twice .

 he made a promise to himself to never drink again .

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