(っ???)っ ? Mi chico loco//Speedy Gonzales x reader ?

In a galaxy far, far away...

" Hello? " his friend answered in that Brooklyn accent as he lay there on the couch watching sports.

"Senor Bugs! Is (y/n) with you right now?"

" Uh, no, why would she be? "

"It's just that she isn't here at the pizzariba! And she left her phone here"

" Oh. Well don't worry about it, maybe the phone rang and she had to make a delivery"

This seemed to soothe him. "Ah, maybe you're right and I am just overreacting"

" That is one option, have you tried Lola? "

"Actually, she COULD be at Lola's. For whatever reason I don't know"

But that idea was out of the question as the rabbit just entered right now. He dashed up to her. "Wow! You're eager to take orders today! What's gotten into you? Not that you were ever lazy before, wait, I didn't mean that, I just mean..."

" It's fine, I know what you meant, but Lola, do you have any idea where (y/n) is? "

"Of course I do, silly!" She laughed. " She's at here with you! She does work here after all! "

He frowned. "But she isn't here and she left her phone!"

" WHAT? She isn't here? Wait, does she do deliveries? "

"No"

"Well then where is she?"

" That's what I would like to know "

"Maybe she was abducted by aliens!" Lola gasped in horror. If only she knew how accurate she was.

"Oh, don't be ridiculous! That sort of thing doesn't happen! Speaking of aliens, where's Marvin?" He raised an eyebrow as he now realised he was gone as well.

"Maybe they ran away together!" She gasped and bit her nails in horror as dramatic music started playing in the background.

"She wouldn't" His face turned pale at the thought. "Wait, maybe it was those gangsters we foiled! Maybe they came after her and want a ransom!"

" Rocky and Mugsy? "

"Si! Remember they took her purse? Maybe thees ees revenge! "

"O.M.G"

As they both discussed the possibilities of what may have happened to you, Cecil stood there at the window, laughing maniacally. "This is working out even better than I ever could've possibly imagined! Now I have someone to take the blame, and when those losers start travelling in search for her, I'll be there, money in hand to buy that disgusting restaurant!" His eyes looked crazy as he squashed his face up against the door and laughed. His giggling came to an abrupt stop as he felt someone tapping his shoulder. "Huh?"

"Look, buddy are you gonna order something or are you just gonna stand there blocking the entrance for paying customers? " Daffy sassed as he took a sip of his soda and flashed Porky's credit card at the turtle.

Cecil rolled his eyes and huffed as he left, but was still ecstatic at the t there thought. "Now what could I do with the restaurant when it's mine? A secret hideout for villains? An honest business on the outside that I'm actually gonna use to launder money on my side job as a criminal?" He gasped as he realised the most evil thing he could do with it. " or how about...an overpriced grocery store that makes people wait in really long lines?!? Oh, Cecil, you are brilliant! " He rubbed his hands together and a grin like the jokers appeared on his face.

Meanwhile, millions of miles away from earth...

"Oh, (y/n), you're going to love Mars! It's the most beautiful planet in the galaxy! Very fitting for the most beautiful woman in the galaxy"

You blushed at his flattering speech, and forgot the fact you were abducted for a while as you worried about how you were gonna breathe on Mars. Alright, so Marvin didn't see it as abduction, and to be fair, it wasn't really, all he wanted was for you to have a nice enjoyable trip before the big day. But you put that aside for a moment to think about how you were gonna breathe when you reached his home planet, the atmosphere on mars was like that of a car exhaust, or so you've heard, but that's just because the law guys who landed here landed on the super highway. Marvin landed in a nice and quiet spot, tranquill even, and you saw Mars was much more than a red desert of rock, sand and soil, it was a utopia of sorts, beautiful even, but you didn't want to live there.

"Marvin, " You were going to stop and try to say something to him, but you got distracted by a garden he led you to. "This is beautiful" You looked around in awe and wonder at the splendour he had brought you to.

'It is indeed, my dear, and it shall be all yours! "

You turned your head around in shock. "What? But how ?" You were honestly flabbergasted.

"Because this is the house I'm going to buy for us to live in when we're married! You'll love it! Oh, I've been saving all my earnings for something such as this and when you accepted my proposal earlier today, I knew I just had to do it!"

" When did I accept your proposal? Wait, what proposal? "

"You don't remember? When you were cleaning the pizzariba! "

"At the pizzariba..." You then remembered you were listening to music and you said yes to Speedy on the phone. "Marvin, this is a mistake, I can't marry you!"

" Why not? Everything is sorted for two weeks from today! "

Your eyes widened in horror as you looked across and saw the earth and you knew you could never go back. A tear fell from your eye as you thought of your friends, your job and your boyfriend that you may never see again.

"Cheer up, (y/n) " He put an arm around your shoulder. "Why trade all this luxury for that mediocre life you had before? We're in love and everything is perfect now!"

" Who said I was in love with you? " You sniffed and wiped the tear away.

"A friend told me, now go and dress into something nicer, we're having dinner tonight" He smiled or he would've done if he had a mouth.

You got up and quickly left and joined him for dinner. You wondered was he really insane or was there someone behind this? You didn't know and you just wanted home. But if home wasn't an option the what would you do? You should just make the best of the situation, but you wouldn't give up hope.