(っ???)っ ? Mi chico loco//Speedy Gonzales x reader ?

Stop that wedding!

"I d-don't know, do you REALLY t-think S-speedy would do a thing like t-that?" Porky questioned him on the subject.

"You never really know a guy, do you?" Daffy said both heroically and suspiciously. "I wonder if it has anything to do with that creepy turtle that was hanging around there that other night?"

Porky looked at him with wide eyes.

"W-what creepy t-turtle?" He asked as Daffy had left out that part before.

"Oh, he was hanging around the place when it was trashed. Small guy, green, hideous and had a smile like the grinch" Daffy said nonchalantly as he dipped an onion ring in his coffee and ate it.

"Why d-didn't you t-t-t-e, why did you keep this from me?"

"I haven't seen him since. Why, does it matter?"

"It m-m-might!" Porky sighed. "I don't k-know what to do. I w-wonder what t-t-he w-world's greatest detective would d-do at a time like th-th-this" He smiled as he sat down and studied the pages of his batman comic.

"Nerd" Daffy remarked and rolled his eyes as he got up and left the room.

"W-what?" Porky asked, as pleasant as ever.

"Nothing" He answered in a sing-song voice. "Hmm, that turtle...i wonder who he was actually was and what he was doing there that night?" Daffy asked himself. "Time to dig up the dirt on a possible criminal! Or stalk an innocent guy, either works for me"

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The heroes had searched at pretty much all the wedding venues in town that they could come across, but still couldn't find any names or dates or absolutely anything that could shed some light on this mystery.

"Oh come on!" Speedy cried as he was becoming impatient now. "please don't tell me that she isn't here after all that! Eef not here then where could she be?" He gave a defeated sigh and sat down as he wanted to weep, but Bugs put his gloved paw on his shoulder and that soon calmed him down. "You know, there IS one venue we haven't tried" The rabbit smiled as he gave his mousie friend the name and address.

"Well, i guess eets worth a try" He smiled and got up and sped off in that direction.

"Speedy! Wait for us!" Lola cried as she and Bugs ran off after their heartbroken friend.

They all soon came to the place and were panting and out of breathe by the time they got there. Not Speedy of course.

The receptionist looked at them in confusion. "Um, are you here to book a wedding...or what?" She asked.

"Oh, sorry, senorita, no actually, we want to know whether you have a wedding already planned for a Marvin the martian and a (y/n) (l/n)?"

"Lemme check that with the computer" The martian girl responded as she searched through the files and dates. Speedy chewed his nails in anticipation. "Ah! Here we go! It's for tomorrow at three!"

"Tomorrow at three!?!?" He gasped in astonishment.

"Something the matter, sweetie?"

"N-no. Well, thank you for your time. You have been most helpful, but for me i must go now! Bye!"He exclaimed in excitement as he now knew where you would be and rushed off to prepare himself for tomorrow.

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"Porky! I think i found a major breakthrough in this case!" Daffy exclaimed happily as he ran into the room where his friend was sitting.

"W-what is it?" The little oinker asked as he put down his comic amongst his stack of his collection.

"You know that weird turtle i was telling you about? Well i stalke...er, made some investigations concerning him, and here's what i found: His name is Cecil and he was convicted before for a serious of frauds!" Daffy proudly showed Porky his efforts and Porky looked impressed at the fact that his friend had actually done his homework.