(っ???)っ ? Mi chico loco//Speedy Gonzales x reader ?

Stop that wedding!

"W-wait a minute! I recognise him! H-he o-once tried scamming m-me and B-B-Bugs!"

"You know him? Yeesh, small world. But what i want to know is why? Did he kidnap Speedy or something?"

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Tomorrow had finally arrived and you were more nervous than anyone else. You really should've told Marvin that you were in love with someone else, but he was completely convinced for whatever reason that you loved him and you had no idea how he would react.

You looked at yourself in the mirror with your wedding dress on. You looked lovely but even the way you looked couldn't disguise the unhappiness you were feeling inside. You remembered Speedy and everything you used to love and you wept to yourself.

"(y/n)?" You heard a voice say and the door open. "I know it's bad luck for the bride and groom to see each other before the wedding but i wanted to check that you were ok?"

"Well I'm not"

"Why ever not?" He asked, looking disappointed.

"I don't want to marry you! Why is this even happening?"

"What? You can't back out now! You agreed!"

"I didn't!"

"Well then why did you say yes to my proposal?"

"Because..." But before you could answer, the clock turned three and you had to get ready.

"Oh! I'll be waiting for you, my love!" He simped in delight and rushed off. You sighed. You wanted to make a run for it, but a martian girl ran in and led you out to where your union was to be held.

You bit your lip in anticipation as your eyes nervously looked back and forth as you walked down the aisle and looked at all the unfamiliar faces. You wonder how you ever got into this mess but before you could come to a conclusion, you were up there alongside Marvin.

A martian priest was there amongst you and began with the vows. "We are gathered here today in the presence of God, family and friends to unite Marvin the martian and (y/n) in holy matrimony..." He began and you just listen nervously. "Oh please let something happen so that i don't have to go through with this!" You thought. You listened as the vows went on. You hoped they would never end as you wouldn't be married then but they just kept going on. Marvin didn't care though. A thousand years was playing in his head as he thought your wedding was just like the one from twilight.

"If anyone has any objections, speak now, or forever hold your peace"

You hoped and prayed that someone would make an objection. You looked around, hoping someone would say something, but everyone was just dead silent until you lost all hope.

"I object!"

You gasped and turned around in amazement and astonishment. It can't be! It couldn't be! But it was! It was your little matador...

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Speedy!

Standing there in person, uh, rodent!

"What?!?" Marvin cried in shock as spotted his boss standing there. "What are you doing here, boss?"

"I'm coming to take back what is rightfully mine!"

"Speedy!" You screamed like a maniac and ran towards him, tripping over your wedding dress in the process and destroying the cake.