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Y/N: We are texting you. I wanted to talk to you right away so Lady Palutena told me to paper text you. surprised? I am working for her now!

Link: Cool.

Pit: So Link how's it going?

Link: Pit- you talk too much

Dark: Yeah you do

Y/N: Yup

Lady Palutena: It's true~

Pit: Lady Palutena!

Pit: Oh yeah? Well Link eats rocks!

Pit changed Link's name to Rockeater

Link changed Pit's name to Icantshutup

Icantshutup:   >:(

Rockeater:   ):<

Dark: Ship

Y/N: ...

Icantshutup: DARK!!!

Icantshutup changed Dark's name to BurntSFA

BurntSFA: What's SFA??

Icantshutup: Skyworld fried Angel

Y/N: Boys...

Rockeater: Boys...

Y/N: Link- you are a boy-

Rockeater: I know.

Y/N: Then- Why-- you know what? nevermind!

BurntSFA: PIT I WILL BURN YOU

Y/N: Ladies, ladies you are both beautiful-

DarkSFA changed Y/N's name to tsunderebalancebeam

tsunderebalancebeam: DARK!!! I WILL GO INTO YOUR ROOM AND I WILL GET YOU!!

Rockeater: ????

Icantshutup: Apparently she's the goddess of balance-

tsunderebalancebeam: Yeah, show some respect!

BurntSFA: Watcha gonna do? Put me on a tightrope?!

tsunderebalncebeam: You do realise that I can teleport you wherever I want-

Icantshutup: SO?

tsunderebalancebeam: I can fire you-

Icantshutup: Shut UP

Rockeater: Look who's talking~

BurntSFA: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BurntSFA: BURN!

tsunderebalancebeam: Congrats Dark you just mastered self irony.

BurntSFA: *CENSORED*

Rockeater: Where's Palutena???

Icantshutup: somewhere over the rainbow-

tsunderebalancebeam: She's hitting Dark with her slipper for saying a bad word-

BurntSFA: Yeah.

Icantshutup: How did you know?

Rockeater: Her all seeing eye and stuff

Rockeater: Pit, You can read?!

Icantshutup: Link you can talk?!

Rockeater: Touché

tsunderebalancebeam: Pit I can't believe Link beat you.

BurntSFA: Yeah, aren't you the guy who beat Hades?!

Icantshutup: Hey! how did you know that??

Rockeater: It's all over smashtube

BurntSFA: I look awesome in that video

tsunderebalancebeam: Stop being a narcissist you piece of burnt fried chicken!

Icantshutup: Yeah or we will make you wear the CHOKER~

BurntSFA: NO!

Rockeater: What is going on with you guys

Icantshutup: Says the guy who gets beaten by chickens!

Rockeater: CUCCOS are not mere chickens...

BurntSFA: Same thing!

tsunderebalancebeam: You should be scared. Link beat Pit so think of what something that beat Link could do to Pit.

Tsunderebalancebeam: and you-

Rockeater changed Lady Palutena's name to broccolihead

Broccolihead: ???????????

Rockeater: I just wanted to see if you were still there. So I annoyed you.

tsunderebalancebeam: I hate to say this but, that was smart Link.

Icantshutup: What about me?!

BurntSFA: Shut UP

tsunderebalancebeam: what were you doing Lady Palutena?

Rockeater: Looking up photos of Ganon

BurntSFA: I'm just gonna go drink some unsee juice

tsunderebalancebeam: Me too-

Icantshutup: I'll go wash my eyeballs out

Rockeater: I'll spill holy water over myself

Broccolihead: o.o

AN:

Hi! I hope you enjoyed todays chapter! I got a request for more link so here you go! Stay safe!

-Wishiwashi

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