Rosie: *Stubs her toe* F*CK!
ShadowMoth: Mind your language!
Rosie: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
ShadowMoth: ....
Rosie: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Colored Pencils: Hey, Toy Freddy? Can I get some dating advice?
Toy Freddy: Just because I’m with Alisa doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Webber: What do you think Woodrow will do for a distraction?
Wagstaff: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do!
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Wagstaff: ...or it could do that.
Rosie: *Gently taps table*
Dr.Clef: *Taps back*
ShadowMoth: What are they doing?
Dr.Gears: Morse code.
Rosie: *Aggressively taps table*
Dr.Clef: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Mia: Dude, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Woodrow: Oh, I’m always running.
Mia: The question is from what.
Dr.Bright: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I f*cked up bad.
Dr.Clef: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Dr.Clef: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
999: What does 'take out' mean?
Rosie: Food!
ShadowMoth: Dating.
Abel/076-2: Murder!
Dr.Clef: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD!
Rosie: F*ck.
ShadowMoth: We've got to work on your cursing.
Rosie: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already!
*during a therapy session*
Adalyn: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Rosie: Thank you!
Adalyn: .....I didn't say that was a good thing-
Rosie: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
ShadowMoth: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Dr.Bright, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Tape: *Walking in to a room* Oi. Sorry I’m late...I was...doin' things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Rubber Band: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE F*CKIN’ STAIRS!
*someone hurts Stapler or Staple Remover*
Mia: Where are you going?
Scissors: To get ice cream and some puppicinos or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
Dr.Bright,with a new body: What’s up guys? I’m back!
ShadowMoth: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die!
Dr.Bright: Death is a social construct.
Cecilia: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Tape: Sh*t.
Hole Punch: Wait, three?
Cecilia: Yeah?
Colored Pencils: OH MON DIEU RUBBER BAND FELL OFF!!!
ShadowMoth: We need to distract these guys!
Rosie: Leave it to me.
Rosie: Ahem. Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Dr.Bright, Prof. Crow, and Dr.Kondraki: *Immediately begin arguing*
Dr.Clef, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all!
Rosie: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Toy Freddy: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Toy Chica: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
ShadowMoth: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Alisa: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Dr.Clef: .....
Dr.Clef: I have emotional scars.
*Alisa's helping Toy Freddy out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Toy Bonnie: How does Toy Freddy look?
Mangle: A lot better than you, actually.
(Headcanon: Mangle is very good at roasting people)
Rosie: Kat, keep an eye on Dr.Bright today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Kat: Sure, I’d love to see Dr.Bright get punched.
Rosie: Try again.
Kat, sighing: I will stop Dr.Bright from getting punched.
