Shamura: There is no future. there is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Kallamar:
Leshy:
Heket:
Everyone Else At Shamura’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Heket: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first-
ShadowMoth: What is your biggest weakness?
Heket: I can be uncooperative.
ShadowMoth: Okay, can you give me an example?
Heket: No.
Dr.Bright, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Dr.Clef: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Dr.Clef: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the F*CK happened to you?!
Dr.Bright, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Dr.Clef: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU F*CKING POSSESSED?!
Dr.Clef: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND!
Dr.Bright, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
Kallamar, tending to Luigi's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Luigi: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Heket: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm f*cking pissed.
Kallamar:What are you saying,Mia!? I'm perfectly fine!
Mia: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Kallamar: I DIDN'T PUT THR BREAD IN THERE! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE!
Kallamar: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Heket: You and me!!!
Kallamar, tearing up: Okay.
Rosie, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Shamura: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Heket, with the tone of someone who is used to Shamura: Outstanding.
Rosie: This is what I’m talking about people.
Luigi: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Shamura: How am I supposed to know?
Kallamar: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Shamura: *sighs*
Shamura: You wouldn't be trapped..
.....You wouldn't be trapped.
(Fun fact: Shamura has a habit of repeating their sentences due to their brain injury.)
Rosie: Have you seen a person named 'Jack Bright' around here?
Heket: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Rosie: It looks fine to me?
Heket: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
