Toy Chica, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me....
Rosie, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in black leather boots with around 6 inch heals: WEAK.
Gabriel, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Rosie: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a d*ck.
Rubber Band: How's the sexiest person here~?
Colored Pencils: I don't know, how are they~?
Rubber Band, flustered: I-
Scissors, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
ShadowMoth: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Hole Punch: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Tape: I got distracted about halfway through.
Scissors: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Glue Gun: *Screams*
Watercolor: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Mia: Should we do something?
Dr.Bright, observing and eating popcorn: No, I want to see who wins this.
Rosie, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this b*tch down. Cool it down.
Mia: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven....
Kat, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Rosie, spraying Mia: You F*CKING DUMBA*S!
Mia: Dude, I forgot-
Rosie: OH MY F*CKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you f*cking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEITI?
Adalyn: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*
Rosie,holding up an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Cobalt: *grabs the bottle and chugs the whole thing*
Cobalt: ....
Cobalt: It's perfume.
Puppet: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
Glue Gun: Now,if I may speak for good looking people everywhere...
Watercolor: Only as their Rodeo Clown.
Puppet: *Gasp*
Rosie: wHAT??
Puppet: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Rosie: *inhales*
Golden Freddy, in another room with Candy: Why can hear screeching?
Wurt: Lucky has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Hangry: That can't be true!
Wurt: Watch this.
Wurt: Hey Lucky, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Lucky: *Throws himself out a window*
Rosie: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
ShadowMoth: You're a hazard to society.
Dr.Bright: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
ShadowMoth: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Dr.Clef: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Rosie: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Rosie: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Kat: Plane tickets?
ShadowMoth: Concert tickets?
Lucky: Prostitution?
Rosie,holding her glasses frames eith no lenses in them: .....Glasses.
Rosie: What's a Word that is a mix Between sad and mad?
Toy Freddy: Disgruntled,miserable,desolated-
Puppet: Smad.
*Golden Freddy and Dr.Clef somehow wind up in jail together*
Golden Freddy: Who should we call?
Dr.Clef: I would call Bright...but I feel safer in jail.
Lucky: Hangry was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Hangry: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Lucky: Hangry,you ate a damn chair.
Wendy: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Rosie's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get her out...
Colored Pencils: There. How do I look?
Scissors: Like a cheap French harlot.
Colored Pencils: French?!
Bubba: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Rosie: Bubba, no-
Porkpatch: Mistlefoe.
Rosie: Porkpatch, nO-
Rosie: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare!
Toy Freddy: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Rosie: Not when you're playing with ShadowMoth, it's not! He puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."
Alisa: Your smile? It makes my day.
Toy Freddy: Your happiness? I live for that.
Maxwell: A room? Get one.
Rosie: Hotel? Trivago.
*Something falls and breaks*
Flippy: Sh*t-
Mia,rushing into the room in a panic: WHAT FELL!?
Rosie,calmly walking into the room: What died?
Rosie: What makes you all smile?
ShadowMoth: Friends and Family.
Hangry: SNACKS!
Lucky: Victory,Success,and Penny.
Beatrix: Face muscles.
Beatrix,because she is getting booed: What? Am I wrong?
Toy Freddy: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Wurt,now visibly upset becauseshe tried to make him happy: I boiled gatorade....
*Gabriel's house is on fire, but he doesn't know it*
Rosie: Damn, it's hot in here!
Gabriel: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!
Rosie: .....
Rosie: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.
Gabriel: What?
Rosie: Second of all, we need to get the f*ck out of here, NOW.
Rosie: My heart is guarded but like... very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
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