Basically Enemies [slow updates]

HEYY!! I dont know what to write again! shocker!! so i have more incorrect quotes for you from that silly little generator! 

if you have any suggestions pls leave them here!! they have to be memesfor1 obv 

Meme & Socks ; __

Sock: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Meme: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Sock:

Sock: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Socks: Okay, truth or dare?

Meme: Truth

Socks: How many hours have you slept this week?

Meme:

Meme: ...Dare

Socks: Go to bed.

Meme: I don't like this game.

Socks: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Meme: I do have a sense of humor you know

Socks: I've never heard you laugh before

Meme: I've never heard you say anything funny

Socks, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Meme: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Socks, with the tone of someone who is used to Meme: Outstanding.

Socks: This is what I'm talking about people.

Socks: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Meme: It's not a joke.

Meme: *sniffles*

Meme: I'm a legit snack.

Socks: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Socks: i became more evil if you're curious

Meme: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Socks: i'm going to get worse on purpose

Socks: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Meme: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

Socks: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't Notice It?

Meme: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

Socks: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.

Socks: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Meme: Socks, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Socks, Meme, Blaza & TBH ; __

Socks: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Meme: Not if they consent to it.

Blaza: Depends who you're stabbing.

TBH: YES?!?

Socks: I just ended a four year relationship.

Meme: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Socks: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

*Blaza and TBH fighting from across the room*

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Socks: Shit.

Meme: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Blaza: OH MY GOD TBH FELL OFF!!!

Socks: Why are your tongues purple?

Blaza: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

TBH: I had a red one.

Socks: oh

Socks:

Socks: OH

Meme:

Meme: You drank each other's slushies?

Blaza: Why are Socks and Meme sitting with their backs to each other?

TBH: They had a fight.

Blaza: Then why are they holding hands?

TBH: They get sad when they fight.

Family (Socks, Meme, Nadwe and Muffin) ; __

Socks: Meme, I'm sad.

Meme: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

Muffin : Nadwe, I'm sad.

Nadwe, nodding: mood.

Socks: Meme isn't answering their phone

Muffin : I'll call

Socks: Nadwe and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Meme: Hello?

Socks: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Meme: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Socks: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING MUFFIN WITH ME

Nadwe, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

Socks: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Meme: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Muffin : I got distracted about halfway through.

Nadwe: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Socks: I think Nadwe was right.

Meme: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Muffin : They wouldn't do that.

Nadwe: You're right, Muffin . For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Nadwe: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Nadwe Told You So' on the back*

Author Notes ; __

its me, boy, im the ps5 speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me, boy, leave the girl, we dont need her. come with me and play my games. we'll have cowboy times in space, doo doo doo doo, yeah, you need me, boy, your free will is an illusion